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Santa’s Package

Written by: S.C. Mendes, Nikki Noir
Narrated by: Daisy Morgan
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In 2021, Amber James developed an unhealthy fascination with Old Saint Nick.

Ever since, she’s chosen boyfriends based solely on their ability to satisfy her Santaphilia. Unfortunately, she can’t find a man worthy to come down her chimney. After multiple fails, she gives up the search for a Santa-with-benefits, and that night, she has an erotic dream featuring the jolly elf himself.

She awakens happily, but as the days turn into months, Amber realizes she’s pregnant.

The only problem is no one seems to agree. Her roommate Shelly doesn’t see the baby bump or feel the kicks, and the doctor’s pregnancy tests and ultrasounds all come back negative. The results force Amber to face her worst fears about her bio mother and a past she’s worked hard to escape.

Angry and scared, she’s bounced from medical doctors to psychiatrists and even an Ufologist trying to understand what’s happening to her body. As Christmas morning approaches, Amber will discover the horrifying truth of what Santa left for her.

Santa’s Package is a darkly bizarre Christmas story.

This 14K-word novelette was featured in Petite Mort. This digital edition is to accompany the audiobook narrated by Daisy Morgan.

©2021 S.C. Mendes (P)2024 S.C. Mendes
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What the critics say

"Mendes knows how to weave a mystery" - Joseph Sale, author of Dark Hilarity

"Nikki Noir is a sultry new voice in erotic horror." - Kristopher Triana, Splatterpunk-Award winning author of Toxic Love

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