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  • Baby, Don't Hurt Me

  • Stories and Scars from Saturday Night Live
  • Written by: Chris Kattan
  • Narrated by: Chris Kattan
  • Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (29 ratings)

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Baby, Don't Hurt Me

Written by: Chris Kattan
Narrated by: Chris Kattan
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Publisher's Summary

You may know him as Mango, Mr. Peepers, the gibberish-spouting Suel Forrester, or one half of the head-bopping brothers in A Night at the Roxbury. Maybe you remember him as the forlorn Gothic kid Azrael Abyss, Gay Hitler, or the guitarist in the “More Cowbell” sketch. Whichever it is, Chris Kattan has earned a spot in the hearts of a generation of comedy fans.

Chris Kattan has defied comparison, expectations, and sometimes gravity with his inimitable style of physical comedy. By creating some of the most memorable Saturday Night Live characters, as well as his many roles in film and television, Kattan has remained one of the most fearless and versatile comedians in the world.

Not long after Chris was labeled one of the improv group Groundlings’ “must-see” performers in the company, he was cast on SNL - and within the first six weeks, Chris’ film career also took off.

Now, for the first time, Kattan opens up about eight seasons on SNL, performing alongside friends and future legends including Will Ferrell, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey, and guest hosts from Charlize Theron to Tom Hanks to David Bowie. He also shares stories of his unusual childhood (involving a secluded mountain with zen monks) with Leonard Cohen and Alan Watts. Baby, Don’t Hurt Me offers an unprecedented look into Chris’ life, from his fascinating relationship with Lorne Michaels to a private Valentine’s Day dinner with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, an unforgettable flight with Beyoncé, and even breaking his neck on live television.

Baby, Don’t Hurt Me is a candid, revealing memoir from a timeless comedian and a window into the world of millennium-era SNL, from the rehearsals to the after-after parties, as narrated by your hilarious and inspiring friend - who just so happened to be there for all of it.

©2019 Chris Kattan (P)2019 Audible, Inc.
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A must to read

it was informative an eye opener on struggles in life that everyone has but how we choose to deal with it is our choice. you rock Chris I hope you find peace don't ever stop

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I really enjoyed listening to this audio book. Learning about Chris' life and stories about other SNL team members was really a joy.

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very good listen!

loved it, find out so much I did not know about Chris, would love to hear more SNL stores, but I mean z who wouldn't lol

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