
Battle Royal
A Novel
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Narrated by:
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Billie Fulford-Brown
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Written by:
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Lucy Parker
About this listen
“Lucy Parker writes deliciously fun enemies-to-lovers perfection!” (Tessa Bailey, New York Times best-selling author)
Beloved author Lucy Parker pens a delicious new romantic comedy that is a battle of whisks and wits.
Ready...
Four years ago, Sylvie Fairchild charmed the world as a contestant on the hit baking show Operation Cake. Her ingenious, creations captivated viewers and intrigued all but one of the judges, Dominic De Vere. When Sylvie's unicorn cake went spectacularly sideways, Dominic was quick to vote her off the show. Since then, Sylvie has used her fame to fulfill her dream of opening a bakery. The toast of Instagram, Sugar Fair has captured the attention of the Operation Cake producers...and a princess.
Set...
Dominic is His Majesty the King’s favorite baker and a veritable British institution. He’s brilliant, talented, hard-working. And an icy, starchy grouch. Learning that Sylvie will be joining him on the Operation Cake judging panel is enough to make the famously dour baker even more grim. Her fantastical baking is only slightly more troublesome than the fact that he can’t stop thinking about her pink-streaked hair and irrepressible dimple.
Match....
When Dominic and Sylvie learn they will be fighting for the once in a lifetime opportunity to bake a cake for the upcoming wedding of Princess Rose, the flour begins to fly as they fight to come out on top.
The bride adores Sylvie’s quirky style. The palace wants Dominic’s classic perfection.
In this royal battle, can there be room for two?
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- Gigi
- 2022-07-29
Narrator was fantastic but plot was okay
Narrator did a fantastic job with all the characters.
Overall, story was okay - the plot seemed to run out of steam and i just lost interest half way through but omg, some of the one liners were so funny and made laugh out loud.
There was dry, sarcastic witty humour but in the end, the plot just stalled and there was some plot twists to not even defibrillators can shock this story back to life.
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