Billionaire Grump
A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy
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Narrated by:
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Erin Mallon
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Sebastian York
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Written by:
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Misha Bell
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Anna Zaires
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Dima Zales
About this listen
Juno
When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.
Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.
Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.
If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.
Lucius
Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life-threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.
Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.
Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.
If I'm not careful, Juno will tear down my walls completely.
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- Joanna
- 2023-01-26
so good!
I laughed so hard at this book! loved the hole thing. I find the narraters help make the story!
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- Woodland gardener
- 2023-01-31
Another great
As with all the Misha Bell books I have read, I fell in love with the characters and the book just flew by, leaving me with both a happy and sad heart. Happy because I love how the story ends and that the misunderstandings don’t take up the whole book like they do with some authors. Sad because I wish there was more of their happily ever after to read on about. Another great thanks.
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- Jeni chesley
- 2023-05-03
loved it!
I loved listening to this , it was so funny and kept me entertained. Plus the narrators were awesome!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-01-15
It was simply a cute story.
This story was cute. There was no tragic back story other main characters, it was a very wholesome story. 80% of the story felt mostly like filler in my opinion. It was a slow burn with only one true spicy scene in the last hour. Which is where I felt the excitement of the story started.
The narration was done well. No issues in the audio and the voice actors did a good job.
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- Lisa
- 2023-04-18
So, so funny, a true classic
Timing was so spot on. Couple’s banter constant and constantly laugh out loud. Character’s well defined. Story a run away pace, not a dull moment. Sure less sex , but did the story justice. Ever time am down, I’ll read this book to cheer me up. Very silly but it suits. Tad odd but super funny. Great narration, of course because even a good book dies, with poor voice actors.
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-10-25
Brutal
Talking to cactuses…really. I do t think I can finish the book…painful so so bad
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