Black Betsy
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Narrated by:
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Peter Musgrove
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Written by:
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George R. Martin III
About this listen
Growing up as a Martin would be impossible for this generation of youths who believe that the highest score wins the love of the parents these days. When you raise your children on chips and pizza, you'd get a boot in your ass by my father, the patriarch and cornerstone of my family, who would just sneer a, "What you looking at boy? You better learn how to cook a decent meal, or I'll teach your ass how after I retrieve my size 12's out of your hind parts, you dig?"
©2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 George Robert Martin III (P)2019 George Robert Martin III
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