Bloody Acquisitions
Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Kirby Heyborne
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Written by:
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Drew Hayes
About this listen
With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.
Now Fred must cope with the growing presence - and threat - of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business' demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world's least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred's wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.
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- Alex
- 2021-01-14
Loving this series
Well so far I've read the 1st three books in this series in literally 3 days, 1 day a book.
Love it. It's not some deep philosophical type of quality of writing but it's so darn enjoyable.
I recommend to anyone who wants to be pleasantly surprised at how adventurous an accounting job can be when you're a vampire! And when you're Fred XD
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-12-30
Another great sequel
I love novels from Drew Hayes, this is no exception. I finished it in no time, can't wait to listen to the next one!
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