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Bones and Stones
- A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
- Narrated by: Al Yankovic
- Length: 34 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The inimitable Al Yankovic gives an inspired performance of this mini-adventure featuring Pwent, an unlikely warrior who adds a touch of humanity to the seemingly-senseless slaughter surrounding him.