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Christianity Made Me Talk Like an Idiot
- Narrated by: Seth Andrews
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Seth Andrews wasn't an idiot during his 30 years as an evangelical Christian. He wasn't unintelligent, nor did his IQ shift when he ultimately left religion entirely. He considered himself thoughtful, moral, reasonable, and at least as smart as the average person. In other words, he wasn't an idiot. Yet strangely, he often sounded like one.
In any other context, Christians would likely smirk, scoff, or recoil at many of their "normal" beliefs and practices, reenacted Easter crucifixions, eating monthly communion "flesh", singing hymns about being washed in blood, and the embrace of a Bible containing scripture verses about golden hemorrhoids, apocalypse dragons, and human sacrifice, So what gives?
Are these notions embraced only because they're familiar? Do they make any sense? And, do they cause otherwise reasonable people to sound like idiots?
Seth Andrews admits that, for himself, the answer was a definite "yes". For everyone else? Listen to the audiobook and decide.
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- MNY
- 2024-04-25
Enjoyed this!
I recommend this one! Seth does a great job in this audio book. Great performance. Enjoyable and interesting details.
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- Cody Martinka
- 2022-02-17
As awesome as we have come to expect!
loved it. listened to it ASAP. new stories and perspectives from Seth are always appreciated. highly recommend for Atheists and Theists.
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- Sethenin
- 2022-02-20
Entertainingly fantastic
Very heartfelt and courteous stories of the ridiculousness of Christian thinking and behaviors. A very entertaining book for nonbelievers, believers and former believers alike.
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- Edwin Platt
- 2023-11-30
Some good points
There really isn’t any case for there being a God and there just isn’t a case for there not being a God. Overall the case here came up short but if you’re convinced there isn’t a God there was some good entertainment in terms of mocking the purity culture of Christianity
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