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Constituent Service

A Third District Story

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Constituent Service

Written by: John Scalzi
Narrated by: Amber Benson
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The aliens are here ... and they want municipal services!

Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself.

And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.

It's Parks and Recreation meets the Federation of Planets in this fast and funny audio exclusive by Hugo Award winner and Audible best seller John Scalzi.

©2024 John Scalzi (P)2024 Audible Originals LLC
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grenat scalzi

another grenat story from John skalzi i laught so much.
i am hopping hé makes a hole book with this story.

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Love it

Another great adventure from John Scalzi: The world is immersive and the mundane becomes an adventure within this short story.

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A cheerful little gem

Weird and wonderful little problems and delightful problem solving. I thoroughly enjoyed everything about this.

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Very light entertainment

Humour is light, story is light, the whole thing weighs less than the air needed to hear it. Which I wasn't expecting based on my previous Scalzi listens. But not a waste of time and no regrets. Sometimes an airy pass is just fine. Very pleased with the narrator.

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Cool aliens and human story

This is a Fantastic concept and writing. I Highly recommend you read it. I Love his writing. This is a Unique book.

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Good weird fun

Really enjoyed this one. Fantastic narrator as well. If you like Scalzi you’ll enjoy this.

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Screenplay for TV show episode

Feels like a pilot episode of one of those TV shows, where nothing really happens

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SOOOO fun!!! :-) :-) :-)

I just finished one of John Scalzi’s serious sci-fi series. It was great, but FILLED with gut-wrenching moments. This shorter work of his was a PERFECT antidote to the aftereffects of the gut-wrenching. This work is just F-U-N!!! :-) :-) :-)

Great narrating, too :-) :-) :-)

(I like that Scalzi writes both serious and not-serious sci-fi; it’s awesome seeing a writer who can do so excellently :-) )

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excellent narration

terrific story brought to life by the narrator. a funny and fascinating look at a fictional future

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NOTHING!

There is nothing to like, everything to dislike! Scalzi has not written anything worth listening or reading since "The old man's war"!

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