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  • A Contrabandista's Quest for the Meaning of Life
  • Written by: A. C. Weisbecker
  • Narrated by: Ray Porter
  • Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (15 ratings)

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Cosmic Banditos

Written by: A. C. Weisbecker
Narrated by: Ray Porter
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Publisher's Summary

Mr. Quark is a down-on-his-luck pot smuggler hiding out in the mountains of Columbia with his dog, High Pockets, and a small band of banditos led by the irascible José. Times are lean, and to liven up their exile, José decides to mug a family of American tourists.

Among the spoils are physics texts, which launch Mr. Quark on a sidesplitting, boisterous adventure north to California, where he confronts the owner of the books with his own theories on relativity, on the nature of the universe, and on looking for the meaning of life in all the wrong places.

©2001 Alan Weisbecker (P)2009 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

What the critics say

"A. C. Weisbecker outgonzos Hunter S. Thompson." (United Press International)
"Outrageous....An absurd and highly entertaining comic romp." ( Booklist)

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epic!

excellent narration as usual from Ray Porter.
great take on quantum theory, hilarious!
insightful

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wow

Loved this book need more like this. What a mind mess up makes you really this and laugh.

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