Crimes of Cupidity
A Fantasy Reverse Harem Story: Heart Hassle, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Melissa Schwairy
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Aaron Shedlock
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Written by:
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Raven Kennedy
About this listen
What do you get when you have four mates, one psychotic prince, a horde of rebels, and a cupid who just got yanked out of the realm?
A big freaking problem, that’s what.
I was supposed to take on my first real mission as a spy. I was supposed to go find my missing mate and discover who our real allies are for the war that’s brewing in the fae realm.
Instead, I’m thrown back to where I was first created, Cupidville. And, judging by the look I’m getting from the Head of all Cupidity, and the big Terminate button that he's holding, this problem is about to get much worse.
The thing is, I’m more of a lover than a fighter, but when it has to do with staying with my mates, this cupid might just cut a bitch. I’ve waited my entire existence to find love, and now that I have it, I’m not going to give it up without a fight.
Author's note: This is the third book of the Heart Hassle series. This is a reverse harem story and includes sexually explicit scenes and mature language. Intended for ages 18 years and older.
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- Kristen Kristiansen
- 2020-04-26
Funny, exciting and hot!
This was my favorite book in the series, I laughed so hard! I'm sure people seeing me walking my dog and laughing hysterically thought I was nuts. But it's also a very exciting story, with romance, epic battles and super sexy scenes! I'm going to miss these characters, they've been good company during isolation.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2019-12-19
Writing is like a pre-teen Wattpad fanfiction
The overall plot could be maybe interesting if it weren't for the over explaining of everything, jumping from topic to topic, forgetting previous information, and so on. The characters feel so flat and dry as if they're out of a pre-teen's wet dream. Also, for what ever reason with the editing, the narrator's voice changes from the end of some chapters to the beginning of the next so it sounds for a bit like a new person talking.
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