Dead and Horny
Dangerous Appetites
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wish list failed.
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy Now for $55.98
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Alyssa Poon
-
Evan Jordan
-
Written by:
-
Annabelle Hawthorne
About this listen
A zombie, a mimic, and a succubus walk into a bar...
When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect.
She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them.
She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs.
And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.
One's dead, the other's horny. Expect the Unexpected.
©2022 Annabelle Hawthorne (P)2024 Royal Guard Publishing LLCYou may also enjoy...
-
Returner's Defiance
- Written by: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five hundred years of fighting demons and humanity has been pushed to the brink of extinction. As the last bastion of the remaining humans is shattered, Bran Heros, the Wandering King, decides to enact a last ditch effort. He’s going to send his soul back in time to two years before the demon invasion comes to earth. This time when the demons first come he’s going to be waiting. He might not be as strong as he was in his past life, but he has something far more important.
-
-
Mixed Feelings, Misleading Synopsis
- By Brian on 2025-01-21
Written by: Bruce Sentar
-
The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- Written by: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
-
-
A Big Surprise for an Old Horse
- By Stephan Palmer on 2024-06-19
Written by: Annabelle Hawthorne
-
Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- Written by: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
-
-
Master class writers and narrators
- By Jacob Burley on 2025-01-23
Written by: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
-
Magic's Mantle
- Ard's Oath, Book 1
- Written by: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Chris Boucher
- Length: 15 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Arden was left in the village by a dying mage, who never returned. With no way out of the village on his own, he had always held onto the hope that one day his magic would awaken and give him access to his spheres. But he’s about to turn eighteen and it’s never come. Instead, he’s settled into his lot as a sarcastic and quick-witted innkeeper. That all changes one night when his old flame, who escaped the village to become a mage’s anchor, returns. Ard’s life is about to go through some dramatic changes, and he’s not ready for them.
-
-
One of his best series
- By Doug Ross on 2024-08-21
Written by: Bruce Sentar
-
Coven King 1
- Written by: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
-
-
Very fun book
- By Chris on 2025-01-01
Written by: Virgil Knightley, and others
-
Rise of the Weakest Summoner: Volumes I-III Omnibus
- Written by: J. R. Saileri
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Ellory Lane
- Length: 28 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Experience the bundle of the first three volumes from the series Rise of the Weakest Summoner in one go! Jump straight into the vast world of Kraedorion and multiple other realms to explore them alongside Asterios and his adventuring party as they discover more about him and his life!
-
-
this book is poorly written
- By clay on 2023-06-23
Written by: J. R. Saileri
-
Returner's Defiance
- Written by: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five hundred years of fighting demons and humanity has been pushed to the brink of extinction. As the last bastion of the remaining humans is shattered, Bran Heros, the Wandering King, decides to enact a last ditch effort. He’s going to send his soul back in time to two years before the demon invasion comes to earth. This time when the demons first come he’s going to be waiting. He might not be as strong as he was in his past life, but he has something far more important.
-
-
Mixed Feelings, Misleading Synopsis
- By Brian on 2025-01-21
Written by: Bruce Sentar
-
The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- Written by: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
-
-
A Big Surprise for an Old Horse
- By Stephan Palmer on 2024-06-19
Written by: Annabelle Hawthorne
-
Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- Written by: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
-
-
Master class writers and narrators
- By Jacob Burley on 2025-01-23
Written by: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
-
Magic's Mantle
- Ard's Oath, Book 1
- Written by: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Chris Boucher
- Length: 15 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Arden was left in the village by a dying mage, who never returned. With no way out of the village on his own, he had always held onto the hope that one day his magic would awaken and give him access to his spheres. But he’s about to turn eighteen and it’s never come. Instead, he’s settled into his lot as a sarcastic and quick-witted innkeeper. That all changes one night when his old flame, who escaped the village to become a mage’s anchor, returns. Ard’s life is about to go through some dramatic changes, and he’s not ready for them.
-
-
One of his best series
- By Doug Ross on 2024-08-21
Written by: Bruce Sentar
-
Coven King 1
- Written by: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
-
-
Very fun book
- By Chris on 2025-01-01
Written by: Virgil Knightley, and others
-
Rise of the Weakest Summoner: Volumes I-III Omnibus
- Written by: J. R. Saileri
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Ellory Lane
- Length: 28 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Experience the bundle of the first three volumes from the series Rise of the Weakest Summoner in one go! Jump straight into the vast world of Kraedorion and multiple other realms to explore them alongside Asterios and his adventuring party as they discover more about him and his life!
-
-
this book is poorly written
- By clay on 2023-06-23
Written by: J. R. Saileri
-
Amelia the Level Zero Hero: A LitRPG Adventure
- Amelia, Book 1
- Written by: V.A. Lewis
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ten years ago, Amelia woke up alone and lost in a broken world where she had to fight for her survival. Now, after reaching the pinnacle of power, defeating the Void itself, and escaping the abyss, she has finally found her way back into the real world. But instead of returning to Earth, she arrives in the land of Vacuos. A fantasy world with magic, monsters, Classes, and Levels. A world that is governed by a System like it were a video game.
-
-
Easy to follow; OP Hero
- By Amazonite227 on 2024-11-13
Written by: V.A. Lewis
-
Mythos University, Book 1
- Written by: Alan Moria
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Revelation: A name given to an event that, five years ago, changed the world forever. In a single day, humanity discovered that not only were they not alone, but they were not exactly at the top of the food chain. Living in the shadows for millennia, supernaturals now had no choice but to finally come into the light. Because of the fury of a mad god, humans and supernaturals now had to learn to coexist side by side for the first time in living memory. With the revelation that magic was not only real but far more common than fairy tales led them to believe, a new society had to be born.
-
-
A solid beginning
- By Anonymous User on 2024-06-27
Written by: Alan Moria
-
Monsters Mayhem and Misfits
- Written by: Marcus Sloss, Jack Spry
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Josh Underwood is thrown through a wormhole and lands on an unfamiliar world, he is immediately attacked by flesh-eating worms and snarling wolves. He has one huge advantage. A ring sits on his finger, but it's no ordinary ring. It's alien tech designed to improve its host’s strength, speed, agility, durability and combat instinct. Not all boons are infinitely wondrous. This tech has to understand what Josh needs for it to evolve, and time is of the essence.
-
-
Good book
- By dmdcal on 2024-07-26
Written by: Marcus Sloss, and others
-
Dungeon Diving 101
- Written by: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Dungeon is a place of magic and mystery, a vast branching, underground labyrinth that has changed the world and the people who dare to enter its depths. Those who brave its challenges are rewarded with wealth, fame, and powerful classes that set them apart from the rest.
-
-
Better than I Expected
- By StEv-O on 2024-06-26
Written by: Bruce Sentar
-
Apocalypse Cultivator: The Complete Series
- A Cultivation Fantasy Adventure
- Written by: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Gabriel Michael, Katana Jones
- Length: 36 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world is changing, and it needs a new Alpha. It needs me. I was doing well enough before the Apocalypse, but fast cars and penthouses mean nothing when the world changes into a wasteland filled with parasite-infested mutants. Now, the iron will that made me king of the boardroom is going to make me king of this new world. I am going to unlock my true power, I’m going to cultivate it, and I am going to dominate!
-
-
there's so much sex it distracts from the storyline
- By Arie on 2024-11-07
Written by: Jack Bryce
-
Prism Academy Omnibus, Books 1-5
- Written by: David Burke
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 74 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Humanity stands at the brink of extinction. Earth has been bombarded by forces beyond our understanding. In the aftermath, monsters roam the Earth while humanity is forced into a few small safe zones, but not all is lost. When the shadows fell, so too did hope. Progentitor rays birthed a new breed of humans, known as supers. Now those few are all that stands between mankind and death upon the claws and fangs of monsters.
-
-
good story pretty good performance
- By Tristan on 2025-02-01
Written by: David Burke