Death's Favorite Warlock
Death's Favorite Warlock, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Steve Campbell
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Written by:
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Charles Dean
About this listen
"Kill. Kill them all." It's the first four words Lars usually wakes up to every morning as the voice in his head nags him, telling him she's just giving him a "quest" that will help him "level".
But even if he wanted to do it, he can't. They're cultivators; beings with ancestral bloodlines that have powers he could only dream of and that may as well be gods while he is stuck as a puny human. Even if he could kill them, the people who bullied him, beat him, treated him like a punch-bag pariah for being the "tailless worthless human" that he was to them, he wouldn't. It just wasn't in Lars's nature.
That is, until a vicious group of murderous psychopaths called a "sect" descend on his village. The vicious group brutally kills everyone he's known his entire life, taking a select few with them as slaves. Lars must now trust he isn't going insane and find a way to complete the voice's quests and level up, so that he can save his mother from her cruel and heartless captors.
Death's Favorite Warlock is a cultivation themed LitRPG adventure series.
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- Kitten
- 2021-06-19
great story
lots of all the things I like its worth the credit xant wait for the next one
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- dmdcal
- 2021-07-05
Fantastic
Kill, kill them all. What an interesting moto. The story is interesting and well developed. I will buy book two for sure.
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