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Delilah Green Doesn't Care
- Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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Publisher's Summary
A clever and steamy queer romantic comedy about taking chances and accepting love—with all its complications—from the author of Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail.
Delilah Green swore she would never go back to Bright Falls—nothing is there for her but memories of a lonely childhood where she was little more than a burden to her cold and distant stepfamily. Her life is in New York, with her photography career finally gaining steam and her bed never empty. Sure, it’s a different woman every night, but that’s just fine with her.
When Delilah’s estranged stepsister, Astrid, pressures her into photographing her wedding with a guilt trip and a five-figure check, Delilah finds herself back in the godforsaken town that she used to call home. She plans to breeze in and out, but then she sees Claire Sutherland, one of Astrid’s stuck-up besties, and decides that maybe there’s some fun (and a little retribution) to be had in Bright Falls, after all.
Having raised her eleven-year-old daughter mostly on her own while dealing with her unreliable ex and running a bookstore, Claire Sutherland depends upon a life without surprises. And Delilah Green is an unwelcome surprise…at first. Though they’ve known each other for years, they don’t really know each other—so Claire is unsettled when Delilah figures out exactly what buttons to push. When they’re forced together during a gauntlet of wedding preparations—including a plot to save Astrid from her horrible fiancé—Claire isn’t sure she has the strength to resist Delilah’s charms. Even worse, she’s starting to think she doesn’t want to...
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What the critics say
"Blake captures all the complications of family, friendship, and romance with humor and heart."—Kirkus
"There's family drama, trauma, childhood memories, love, romance, diverse relationships between not just the main couple, but everyone in the book, that'll have you on the edge of your seat. The novel also does a great job of inputting a queer love story in the middle of an enticing read."—USA Today
"Delilah Green Doesn’t Care is a hot, frothy romcom with a relatable heart beating at its centre. I loved every hilarious character, every outrageous shenanigan - and most of all, I loved Delilah Green. I can’t wait for the rest of the series!"—Talia Hibbert, New York Times bestselling author of Act Your Age, Eve Brown
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-01-28
I hope one day to find the Claire to my Delilah!
I loved it. This book was an amazing rollercoaster of emotions. I thoroughly enjoyed all the different characters (other than Spencer, for obvious reasons). Can't wait to read the next one!
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- Anonymous User
- 2023-01-31
Adorable and Sweet
I enjoyed this book very much. It felt like I was part of this friend group, I loved each character. Enjoyable listen!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-02-24
Great sapphic read
This was the perfect mix between the classic romance novel mixed with some steamy moments straight out of a AO3 fan fic. The narrator did a good job at differentiating her voice for different characters speaking, and kept the pace and fun up the whole time. Brb, getting more books by Ashley Herring Blake
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- Joey
- 2023-06-24
Loved
Loved the characters and the story. I enjoyed the author's writing style. The narrator was excellent. I'll definitely listen to it again.
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- Jade Parent
- 2023-06-28
Amazing
This audiobook was wonderful! I read the book and listened at the same time and I loved it! Amazing narrators and writing!
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- Jennifer Roux
- 2024-08-05
wow
thank you for your voice, you mede be go back to books after 20years. xxx
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