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Dirty Pretty Things

Written by: Michael Faudet
Narrated by: Katharine Lee McEwan
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Dirty Pretty Things is the international best seller by Michael Faudet. A finalist in the 2015 Goodreads Readers Choice Awards, his whimsical and often erotic writing has already captured the hearts and minds of literally thousands of people from around the world.

He paints vivid pictures with intricate words and explores the compelling themes of love, loss, relationships, and sex. All beautifully captured in poetry, prose, quotes, and little short stories.

©2016 Michael Faudet (P)2019 Random House Audio

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A waste of Reading

This book is so poorly written. I understand these are supposed to be erotic poems but the words "panties", "fuck", and "skirt" can only get you so far. This “Poetry” should have been called verbal porn. Some poems are just plain ridiculous and sound like they were written by a teenage boy. There was 1 or 2 poems in the whole book that were worth taking a second look at.
I expected so much more from this book. I very, very rarely give 1 star reviews to things because I can typically find enough redeeming qualities to scoot it into the 2-star territory, but this was just... trash.

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