Distorted
Alabaster Penitentiary, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Michael Gallagher
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Bryant Walker
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Written by:
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Nyla K
About this listen
This is Alabaster Penitentiary…where they send you when the world thinks you’re dead. And trust me, you’ll wish you were. We’re the stain on society. The freaks, the creeps, your favorite Netflix documentaries come to life. They lock us up and throw away the key, because we deserve it. But not me. I’m just a lowly bank robber. I don’t belong here, surrounded by psychopaths and killers with no remorse…At least, I don’t think I do.
Getting by unscathed is my top priority. Unfortunately for me and my fellow prisoners, those in charge are more dangerous than we are. You see, the guards run the show, and I seem to have caught the attention of the most twisted one. He has a name, but it might as well be Officer. We move around one another like a sun and a moon, revolving in an axis of confused lust and torment until the truth is distorted, and the thing I once feared becomes that which I crave; my vile addiction, somehow so exquisite. Reality warps in the dungeon, and I’m left wondering which prison is worse…the one holding my body, or my mind.
**Distorted is the first audiobook in the Alabaster Penitentiary series. It is a full M/M romance, with HEA. Each audiobook in this series is technically a standalone, though they are interconnected, so it will be recommended to listen to them in order, as references to this story will be made in future stories. Distorted is intended for mature audiences and open-minded listeners only! If you prefer the same old story, this audiobook won’t be for you.
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- Anonymous User
- 2025-01-19
5/5
Nyla can do no wrong. OMG this is AMAZING. I can’t believe how good this book is. A masterpiece
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- cathb
- 2023-09-10
Amazing series
Loved this series so much, I was so excited when it came out in audio, and I wasn't disappointed. It's even more good, and I can't wait to listen to the others!
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- Diem
- 2024-04-01
The plot twist still has me reelingggg
HOLY FUCK. THIS BOOK WAS WILD! MM PRISONER/GUARD ROMANCE. DASH IS A BANK ROBBER AND HIS DAYS OF GETTING AWAY WITH IT COME TO AN ABRUPT END WHEN A ROBBERY GOES WRONG AND HE WAKES UP IN ALABASTER PENITENTIARY AND IS TOLD HE WILL LIVE OUT THE REST IF HIS DAYS THERE. NO TRIAL, NO PHONE CALLS. NOTHING. HE STARTS TO GAIN THE ATTENTION OF ONE OF THE GUARDS IN SOLITARY, AND SHIT GETS WILD. THIS BOOK BAD SOME TWISTS THAT I WAS NOT EXPECTING AND ABSOLUTELY DID NOT SEE COMING, I STILL FEEL LIKE I HAVE WHIPLASH. I HIGHLYYYY RECOMMEND! I CANNOT WAIT TO READ THE REST OF THE SERIES 🙏🏻
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- Amanda Kroft
- 2023-04-26
A must!!!
Check trigger warnings because this book won't be everyone's cup of tea. That being said, I absolutely loved it. Nyla K writes the most beautifully broken characters, that you completely consume you. It was like nothing I've read before, and the plot twist had me completely thrown. I'll definitely be listening to this one again. Fingers crossed that the other books in this series get an audio version.
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- Peace
- 2024-06-27
If only…
When there’s an imaginary character, you don’t get their POV. You shouldn’t, otherwise, they are real and not a hallucination! I think the story had the potential to be extremely good, but the author ruined it when including the POV of Callum.
Narration is top notch! I love love Michael Gallagher ♥️ So talented and conveys feelings in a magical way!
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