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Dodge Tank
- Crystal Shards Online Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Publisher's Summary
"There's only one rule … don't get hit."
Ryan's life sucks.
His brother is a jerk, his mom is sick, and his legs are next to useless thanks to a neurological disorder. Plus the world ended two centuries ago from nuclear war. Now, what's left of humanity live below ground, with the only escape from reality being the massive VR world of Crystal Shards Online.
But even in the game, Ryan's life sucks. Unable to play a combat class due to his condition, he works as a miner, earning barely enough to get by and not nearly enough to afford the operation that will save his mom's life.
When Ryan discovers an item that grants the ability to dodge any attack, however, he has the chance to become one of the game world's most elite and sought after players: a Dodge Tank.
But for someone who's never played a combat class, success isn't so easily had.
To save his mom, Ryan will have to overcome his disability and level his way to the top. But the real-world consequences are more far reaching than he ever could have imagined and the fate of not just his mother, but humanity itself, may be resting in his hands.
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- Dia
- 2018-09-09
SO good!!!
Wow. I bought it on a whim, now I'm wondering how this book hasn't been on my radar.
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- steve
- 2022-12-12
Just amazing
I seriously hope this series continues. A gem that needs to be shared. Kept me on the edge on my seat.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-09-26
This book needs more attention
this book is honestly really good, and deserves way more attention. there are a few listy parts that come with LiT RPG naturaly and a few parts are the slightest bit stiff, but other than that it's really good. and despite how cheesy the summary of the last few chapters are, the way the book managed to pull it all together is awesome. if you like books like Awaken Online, or Sufficiently Advanced Magic, this is a book for you
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- Revo
- 2024-07-21
Favourite LitRPG premise
I have listened to this book probably 5 times now and I seem to enjoy it more every time I listen to it.
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- David
- 2019-04-27
great title. cleaver and engaging.
great story couldn't put it down highly recommend if your a gamer. fallout meets the matrix imo
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- Kindle Customer
- 2024-10-08
it was nice to revisit this after reading it on kindle so many years ago!
cane here from berserker from Chris scott abd the narrator from the perfect run. good stuff.
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