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  • Dumped, Actually

  • Written by: Nick Spalding
  • Narrated by: Steve West
  • Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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Dumped, Actually

Written by: Nick Spalding
Narrated by: Steve West
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Publisher's Summary

From the bestselling author of Checking Out and Dry Hard comes a hilarious story about losing the love of your life, and finding yourself in the aftermath.

When Ollie Sweet is very publicly dumped by ‘The One’, his seemingly perfect world dissolves into misery, self-pity, and a bizarre rooftop meeting with a suicidal man in flip-flops. While most would seek out the support of loved ones at such a torrid time, natural-born journalist Ollie asks the subscribers of his website: how did they get over their failed relationships?

When Ollie follows some of their more extreme advice, chaos inevitably ensues, including accidentally exposing himself to some unsuspecting wildlife, jumping out of a perfectly serviceable aeroplane, and suffering from an extremely painful bottom, courtesy of a maniacal Scotsman.

Of course, all of this goes down a storm with his online following, and Ollie soon finds himself the centre of everyone’s attention - whether he likes it or not!

With his eclectic collection of supporters to guide him, can Ollie mend his broken heart, heal his broken bottom, and learn to find happiness again?

©2019 Nick Spalding (P)2019 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.
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Silly

Is this the formula for a romcom with a male protagonist? Man-child who presents like a 12 year old and believes his parents have a perfect marriage has several girlfriends who get fed up with his naïveté. There are a few good characters and scenes but the main character is not believable and the action a little too slapstick. It reads like it’s trying really hard to be a screenplay. To sum up the story is rather silly.

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