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Michael Richards
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Michael Richards
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Jerry Seinfeld - foreword
About this listen
The man who brought the kavorka to the Seinfeld show through one of the most remarkable and beloved television characters ever invented, Kramer, shares the extraordinary life of a comedy genius—the way he came into himself as an artist, the ups and downs as a human being, the road he has traveled in search of understanding.
“The hair, so essential, symbolizes the irrational that was and is and always will be the underlying feature not only of Kramer but of comedy itself. This seemingly senseless spirit has been coursing through me since childhood. I’ve been under its almighty influence since the day I came into this world. I felt it all within myself, especially the physical comedy, the body movements, so freakish and undignified, where I bumped into things, knocked stuff down, messed up situations, and often ended up on my ass.
“This book is a hymn to the irrational, the senseless spirit that breaks the whole into pieces, a reflection on the seemingly absurd difficulties that intrude upon us all. It’s Harpo Marx turning us about, shaking up my plans, throwing me for a loop. Upset and turmoil is with us all the time. It’s at the basis of comedy. It’s the pratfall we all take. It’s the unavoidable mistake we didn’t expect. It’s everywhere I go. It’s in the way that I am, both light and dark, good and not-so-good. It’s my life.”—Michael Richards, from Entrances and Exits
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- Derek
- 2024-07-01
Great book
I really liked this book, I found it had a bit of a dull few chapters but overall highly recommend.
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- Joe G. Horacki
- 2024-08-03
Enjoyable listen
Great to hear one of comedies funniest men talk about his life. All the highs and lows he went through are here. Definitely worth the listen.
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- JARFACE
- 2024-08-11
Honest and refreshing
Michael really lets you inside his brilliant head. Great read with lots of insight regarding Seinfeld and how Michael created Kramer.
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- Mike Fanelli
- 2024-10-05
Richards in the raw.
I really appreciated to hear Michaels Richard's life story. Often only known as "Kramer", we forget a person's personal journey with insecurities, fears and self doubts. A real treat.
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- eileen johnson
- 2024-07-11
A great read!
It was like coming home reading Michael Richard's book. Loved hearing about the bond you still have with Jerry. A loyal friend. When the incident happened during your stand up I didn't care to read anything that was said about that night. I feel like I know your heart so I didn't pay attention to any of the gossip. Glad to see you back. I was also happy to heat about your family and your amazing home.
❤️ Much love from a fan!
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- Tyler Lehman
- 2024-07-25
A story about a man you thought you knew
I absolutely love this book. He gave me an insight into the man Michael Richards is… the human being, the larger than life character of Cosmo Kramer.
This book may not be for everybody as Michael is a little bit more of a artist then one might assume. He ponders the questions about life, the universe and our existence.. and walk you through his process of finding and grounding the character that we all love so much.
Thank you for such a beautiful book and sharing this with the world. And I wish him nothing but love, peace, and happiness.
Giddy up!
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- alan
- 2024-10-21
Thank You Michael!
This memoir reveals a terrific insight, not only to the man who embraces the Hero's journey of self redemption - "Know Thyself" - but also to the force of inspiration within ourselves to heal and communicate. Very well written and narrated in such an intimate and heartfelt way. Now that I'm finished I miss it, feeling like I've made a new friend. Will purchase the book now, to get the images (and read it again!).
Thanks Michael! Loved it.
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- Paul A. Crozier
- 2024-06-11
A great memoir
This is a magnificent memoir. Compelling and even touching at times. A portrait of a tortured artist and a highly complex man. Lots of Seinfeld stories for fans of that show of course but this book goes way beyond that. And it addresses the CONTROVERSY head on. Richards offers an explanation but does not offer excuses. There are many who simply will not accept anything from Richards, writing him off as a cartoonish racist. This is far from the truth but this is the world we live in now. Those who never stop demanding apologies from those who make a wrong step are the last people who will actually accept those apologies, no matter how sincere. Richards now seems at peace with himself. That's a great thing and his is a great story.
As for the audiobook, Richards does not read or recite the book as much as he performs it. It is so authentic. Simply one of the best memoirs have listened to.
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- Jonathan K. Cron
- 2024-07-16
Heart Warming
Truly amazing life story. Many parts of this book must have been difficult to write and speak volumes to the strenght and character of the author. Thank you Michael for narrating
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- Amazon Customer
- 2024-06-24
Beautiful and Heart wrenching delivery and recount of past life events.
I can’t express how much I loved hearing Michael’s voice read this book to me via audiobook. Learning the story behind his beginnings, hardships and trauma experienced by he and his Mother, brought me to tears. The laughter and joy this man has brought to the world over the years, is immeasurable. Im so grateful to have been able to witness not only his on screen performances, but the creation and delivery of this book. Loved every second of it, highly recommend this to any fan of not only the Seinfeld show, but those of you who have struggled through impossible times… this will help you realize that you aren’t alone in your struggle. ❤️
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