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Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar

Written by: Kelly Oxford
Narrated by: Kelly Oxford
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Kelly Oxford is....

  • A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for 6-year-olds
  • Not the queen of the world
  • An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher
  • The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush
  • A born salesman
  • Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20
  • That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time
  • Totally an expert on strep throat
  • Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend
  • A writer
  • A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes
  • “Not fat enough to be super snuggly.” (Bea, age 4)
  • Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket
  • “Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.” (Roger Ebert)
  • Sad that David Copperfield doesn’t own a falcon
  • A terrible liar
©2013 Kelly Oxford (P)2013 HarperCollins Canada
Comedy & Humor Entertainment & Celebrities Women Celebrity Funny

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