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  • Fickisms: The Complete Wit & Wisdom of Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick

  • Arisen, Book 14.5
  • Written by: Michael Stephen Fuchs
  • Narrated by: R.C. Bray
  • Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (20 ratings)

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Written by: Michael Stephen Fuchs
Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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Publisher's Summary

Ever since Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick came blitzing out of nowhere in Maximum Violence (Arisen, book 4), he has emerged as the closest thing to a consensus fan favorite character for the series. He is best known and most beloved for his ribald, profane, merciless, and generally hilarious insults, quips, and bon mots, which are so characteristic that listeners have affectionately dubbed them: Fickisms.

Now, in response to popular demand, and collected here for the first time, are all the very best tidbits of Fick's wit and wisdom, from all 14 main series books.

And thrown in as an extra special bonus, you can also enjoy the most priceless lines from both Predator, and Aliyev the Kazakh.

Wit. Wisdom. And Magic Marker Dicks.

Fickisms
©2018 Michael Stephen Fuchs (P)2020 Podium Publishing
Classics Post-Apocalyptic Military Personal Success Comedy & Humor Military Fiction
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I'm still laughing 3rd time around

If you have any military experience, country doesn't matter, we all met that Sargent Major, that can cuss, swear, and make you blush, and fear him. Not for sensitive, or thin skinned, I laugh just thinking about it.

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