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Narrated by:
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Christy Romano
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Written by:
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David Wong
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Jason Pargin
About this listen
In a prosperous yet gruesomely violent near future, superhero vigilantes battle thugs whose heads are full of supervillain fantasies. The peace is kept by a team of smooth, well-dressed negotiators called The Men in Fancy Suits. Meanwhile a young girl is caught in the middle and thinks the whole thing is ridiculous.
Zoey, a recent college graduate with a worthless degree, makes a reluctant trip into the city after hearing that her estranged con artist father died in a mysterious yet spectacular way. There she finds that her scumbag dad had actually, in the final years of his life, put his amazing talent for hustling to good use: He was one of the founding members of the Fancy Suits and died in the course of his duties. Zoey is quickly entangled in the city's surreal mob war when she is taken hostage by a particularly crazy villain who imagines himself to be a Dr. Doom-level mastermind. The villain is demanding information about Zoe's father when she is rescued by The Fancy Suits. She reluctantly joins their cause and helps finish what her old man started, tapping in to her innate talent for bullshit that she inherited from her hated father. And along the way, she might just have to learn how to trust people again.
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- Salios
- 2017-10-07
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so many butt jokes. it's an even mix of character development and serious violence paired with butt jokes and ridiculousness. would always recommend!
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- RJ Colbourne
- 2019-06-05
Different and quite enjoyable.
Truly enjoyed the narrator. Wonderful job. Each character was voiced so as to meke forget it was one person .
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- Anonymous User
- 2025-02-01
fast paced action comedy
from the first page this book is a high entisity joy ride that comingles laughs, emotion and futuristic violence in the perfect way. Narration by Christy Carlson Romano is an added bonus for a kid that grew up watching even Stevens.
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- Erin
- 2018-10-21
Love David Wong’s imagination
I loved entering another universe created by David Wong, so good. Zoey was a great character, a bit strong headed which made make stupid decisions but still very witty and strong. I would definitely recommend this book. Christy is a great narrator, she does such good voices and I like where she puts emphasis.
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- Keely
- 2021-12-22
Great Book, Awful Narrator
Love this author, I cannot praise him enough. The John Dies at the End series got me back into my love of reading, I super highly recommend. I liked this story, not the most loveable main character but I loved the world he created. However... The Narrator was absolutely awful! Her “accents” were cringey and extremely offensive and very inconsistent. She mixed up characters voices, using the wrong accent for the wrong character. It felt like she hadn't read anything in advance. I hate giving negative critiques but she really takes you out of the story with her poor performance, Not at all a good reflection of the of this amazingly funny and talented author. Glad to see there is a different narrator for the next book.
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- Desiree Nacario
- 2018-09-20
A+ performance
Christy Romano is an amazing narrator and brings David Wong's best book to life hilariously
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- Kyle
- 2021-02-24
Another fantastic book!
I loved every bit of it! it flowed perfectly, not letting me put it away. strong characters and the performance was spot on!
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-12-19
Entertaining story
Funny but too over the top at times, entertaining nevertheless, worth listening to, yup yup
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- Thorsten B.
- 2020-04-21
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Well that was a pleasant surprise! Fun story that was hard to put down.
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- Name
- 2019-07-23
Good book
Narrator refuses to pronounce foyer correctly. Kinda takes you out of the moment a bit. Otherwise a solid book and performance.
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