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Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome
- Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome, Book 1
- Narrated by: Garth Marenghi
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
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Publisher's Summary
From the mind of horror master Garth Marenghi: a masterful multi-volume horror masterpiece thirty years in the making...
Dare you crack open the TerrorTome? (Mind the spine)
When horror writer Nick Steen gets sucked into a cursed typewriter by the terrifying Type-Face, Dark Lord of the Prolix, the hellish visions inside his head are unleashed for real. Forced to fight his escaping imagination - now leaking out of his own brain - Nick must defend the town of Stalkford from his own fictional horrors, including avascular-necrosis-obsessed serial killer Nelson Strain and Nick's dreaded throppleganger, the Dark Third.
Can he and Roz, his frequently incorrect female editor, hunt down these incarnate denizens of Nick's rampaging imaginata before they destroy Stalkford, outer Stalkford and possibly slightly further?
From the twisted genius of horror master Garth Marenghi - Frighternerman, Darkscribe, Doomsage (plus Man-Shee) - come three dark tales from his long-lost multi-volume epic: TerrorTome.
Can a brain leak?
(Yes, it can)
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- Matthew Waller
- 2022-11-07
Terrifying, yet hilarious?
if you loved Dark Place then this is for you. The little Marenghi'isms are perfectly scattered throughout this epic tale.
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- Taylor
- 2023-01-13
Flawless transition to audio format.
Garth serves bone chilling prose and a voice performance sure to make you shriek, seduce, and smile. The audiobook has been perfected. 5/5
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- Chris Marquardson
- 2024-04-13
The Master of Horror
An absolute treat to listen to “Garth” narrate his book. Hopefully it sells better than London Fiends (173 copies after the returns came back).
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- Robert
- 2023-05-31
Best audiobook of the year!
Amazing performance of hilarious writing. Worth the insane amount of money charged to listen to it.
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- Matthew seagle
- 2023-01-11
Greatest novel ever noveled.
What be said about Garth Marenghi that hasn’t been said by the greatest scholars and dilettantes and sycophants and scholars of our time? Nothing at all in fact. So reader, I’ll just leave you with this.;, This is the greatest story collection ever conceived of by a human being. It will blow your ass apart, and your mind. You owe it to yourself, and your family, and all of society to listen to this.
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- Jason Chisholm
- 2023-10-17
smart dumb fun!
What a hoot! Couldn't be better if it tried. I loved every single second.
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- Tyler Nicol
- 2022-12-03
if you like darkness, then you'll enjoy this book.
you can even listen to it in the dark. since you don't need to see it. since it's an audio book.
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- P. Griffin
- 2022-12-05
A Nightmare's nightmare
The return of Garth Mereghi is well worth the wait. The king of body horror sets the stage for his most frightening novel yet, what if all of his dark incantations came to life!
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- Jonathan
- 2023-04-11
Garth does it again!
Very entertaining from start to finish. Would recommend it to anyone who is a fan of Garth Marenghi. This is one of his best works.
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- jbird
- 2024-10-29
Rubbish.
The author has a wonderful sense of humour and I think I'd really enjoy listening to him in a different context. His wit tries to shine but is overshadowed by the absurdity of the material. It certainly isn't scary or funny.
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