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Narrated by:
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John Mulaney
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Written by:
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Simon Rich
About this listen
From the Thurber Prize-winning author of New Teeth, hailed as “a triumph of sustained humor” (Sarah Lyall, New York Times Book Review), comes a hilarious and powerful collection of short stories chronicling the plight of aging millennials.
Super Mario turns forty and is forced to “take-a stock” of his life and how “messed up it’s-a become.”
Goliath struggles to control the media narrative in the lead-up to his death match against David, a small, beloved child.
And a long-discarded participation trophy reminisces about the glorious field day in 1993, when he wound up in the arms of a jubilant, asthmatic Simon Rich.
High-stakes and heartfelt, Glory Days mourns the death of youthful innocence and hails the beginning of something approximating wisdom.
©2024 Simon Rich (P)2024 VoraciousYou may also enjoy...
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- leslie
- 2024-09-06
Brilliant narration from John Mulvaney
With hilarious observations on getting through the day. A sensible and wry collection of stories.
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- Deckard
- 2025-01-23
So much to love
I went into this completely ignorant of Simon Rich or his previous works.
Hands down one of the funniest story collections I've had the pleasure of reading! Highly recommend if you like lighthearted and hilarious stories with a twist of wholesomeness. A good few of the stories I found myself laughing almost as hard as I was introspectively looking at myself and the relationships with those around me
I'll certainly be picking up more of Rich's works in the future
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