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Go the F--k to Sleep

Written by: Adam Mansbach, Ricardo Cortes - illustrator
Narrated by: Samuel L. Jackson
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Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep.

Go the F--k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s profane, affectionate, and radically honest verses perfectly capture the familiar - and unspoken - tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, he opens up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations and laugh at their absurdity.

Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F**k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. Due to its explicit language, you probably should not play it for your children.

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©2011 Adam Mansbach. Cover Illustration © 2011 Ricardo Cortes. (P)2011 Audible, Inc.
Literature & Fiction Comedy Funny Witty Toddler Fiction Bedtime Story
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What the critics say

"Total genius." (Jonathan Lethem, author of Motherless Brooklyn, father of two)
"A children's book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud - hilarious!" (David Byrne, musician, father of one)
"Finally, someone tells it like it really is. This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!" (Cristina Garcia, author of The Lady Matador's Hotel, mother of one)
"The viral phenomenon comes to audio in this clever adaptation of Mansbach's "children's book for adults." NOT a family-friendly listen, this audio will have you giggling and looking around to see if anyone else heard what just came through the speakers. Samuel L. Jackson, known for his foul-mouthed onscreen characters to begin with, is a perfect choice for such a lovingly irreverent audiobook. The desperation in his voice rises as the child, who is the object of the parental pleading, refuses to cooperate. By the end, both seasoned and expectant parents will be alternating between laughing and cringing at the exasperation in Jackson's tongue-in-cheek narration. The production begins with a casual introduction from Jackson, which appears to act as an apology for what's to come, as if Jackson (and author, producers, etc.) wants to assure the listener not to worry—despite everything, we DO love our children very much. Even when they refuse to go the f--k to sleep." ( AudioFile)

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The true pain of putting young kids to bed!

The internal voice we all hear when having a rough bedtime night. I laughed! I cried! It is very relatable. Loved it.

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Cute story

Amazing audio book narrator telling the story with the passion only a parent can share. Story is great but I wish Jackson doing his thing about why he did this book post story.

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Love it.

The book is amazing and Samuel is the perfect person to read it. It worked for my kittens. lol

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OMG I LOVE THIS BOOK

This book is hysterical and Jackson is a brilliant narrator. Wife and I laughed all through this book

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absolutley love narration by Samuel L. Jackson.

absolutley loved Samuel L. Jackson's narration.
wish he could put me the F--k to sleep.. lmao

would recommend to all my e.c.e.teachers to read during nap time :-)

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To the **** I go for sleep

It’s a great laugh to hear before bed. Definitely worth your time and a purchase from here.

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Funny

Amazing audio book, Funny, Not For Kids, Lots of language, worth listening to. 18+

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Best Parent Guidebook ever!!

A must read for every parent. Samuel L. Jackson is the BOSS. Best bedtime story ever.

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Hee hee

We play this book often on those nights... Parents know what I mean. #Audible1
Samuel is my favourite voice for it too.

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I finally went to sleep!

This is the greatest bedtime story ever written, and perfectly narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

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