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Hack, Slash & Burn, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Daniel Wisniewski
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Written by:
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Todd Herzman
About this listen
The orc apocalypse has arrived.
In the small village of Berring, Calder runs the Broken Mug tavern. He was a gifted swordsman and would have been a war hero if only his side had won. His injured leg tells him his days of fighting are over.
When a dark portal opens in his village’s main square and orcs stream through it, slaughtering his neighbors and setting everything on fire, it brings with it a second chance.
A soldier of light appears and grants Calder a weapon stone so he can help fight against the forces of darkness.
His leg is healed. His body pulses with superhuman strength. And he’ll do anything to protect his people.
Hack, Slash & Burn is a medieval LitRPG fantasy series with portals to other worlds, different classes, stats, levels, and spells.
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