Listen free for 30 days
-
Heretical Fishing 3: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
- Heretical Fishing, Book 3
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wish list failed.
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Pre-order Now for $55.98
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Publisher's Summary
In a world where godhood is within reach for those willing to claw their way to the top, only one man has the resolve to reject power and go . . . fishing? Again?
Try as he might, Fischer still can't catch a break. Tropica's forces have just perpetrated the fantasyland equivalent of crashing the king's party, kicking over the punch bowl, and making a series of rude gestures on their way out. Unfortunately, they're about to learn firsthand that when you take a bully down to the mat, it's best to make sure they don't get back up.
Because their enemies are unearthing long-forgotten powers, and if those dabbling in the resulting destructive chi succeed, they could become even more annoying than the time Corporal Claws hid all of Fischer's pants.
Still, as troublesome as existential annihilation might be, the hurdles in one's own mind are a lot worse—and Fischer has more than a little debris that needs to be swept off his mental doorstep. With the help of his friends, it might just be time to take out the trash once and for all.
The third volume of the laugh-out-loud LitRPG adventure series—a #1 Rising Star on Royal Road with more than three million views—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
You may also enjoy...
-
Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
- Heretical Fishing, Book 1
- Written by: Haylock Jobson
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 23 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When summoned to a fantastical world and granted powers by a broken System, most freshly minted protagonists would strap on their big-boy boots and get ready for their stats to start climbing. But Fischer isn't like most MCs. In fact, he doesn't want to be a hero at all. Fame? Fortune? Power? He had enough of all that in his old life. Discovering forbidden fishing techniques and petting every cute animal that comes within scritching distance? Now that's a good time.
-
-
Well, this was a surprise. Absolutely Superb.
- By TjR on 2024-04-24
Written by: Haylock Jobson
-
The Primal Hunter
- A LitRPG Adventure
- Written by: Zogarth
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It was a day like any other when suddenly the world changed. The universe reached a threshold humanity didn’t even know existed, and it was time to finally be integrated into the vast multiverse. A place where power is the only thing anyone can truly rely on.
-
-
Phrasing
- By Eric G. on 2023-07-19
Written by: Zogarth
-
This Inevitable Ruin
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 7
- Written by: Matt Dinniman
- Length: Not yet known
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The ninth floor. Nine armies, each led by rich and powerful aliens from across the galaxy. Each team has one objective: to capture and hold the castle at the very center of the battlefield. Strategy, alliances, pitched battles, and, of course, betrayal ... It all makes for great fun and even greater television. After all, none of these powerful aliens really die when they’re playing war. Except this time. This time, winner takes all. Those who fall, stay in the ground.
Written by: Matt Dinniman
-
Beware of Chicken 4: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Beware of Chicken, Book 4
- Written by: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 30 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A part of me wants to run away again. The memory of my death still haunts my dreams. But this is my home now. And I'll be damned if I give it up without a fight. I mean, all I have to do is learn how to navigate xianxia politics and train for battle while simultaneously running my farm and uncovering an ancient cataclysm that apparently destroyed the Azure Hills back in the day. Meanwhile, I'm about to be a father . . . Man, I'm kinda screwed, aren't I? At least I can call in the cavalry—ahem, poultry—to help.
Written by: Casualfarmer
-
Loremaster
- Ascension of a Street Rat, Book 1
- Written by: M.E. Robinson
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 22 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With a knife in his gut, Rowan figured he was destined to become just another corpse littering the slums of Taureen. So he was fairly surprised to wake up in the back of a moving wagon with a couple of adventurers. Turns out that Rowan had been given something most street rats can only dream of—a second chance.
-
-
Came for Pavi...Stayed for story
- By xavier on 2023-11-08
Written by: M.E. Robinson
-
Dungeon Life 3: An Isekai LitRPG
- Dungeon Life, Book 3
- Written by: Khenal
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It seems like a lifetime ago that Thedeim was a mortal man. After a fatal accident, he was transported to a strange realm to begin again as a living low-level dungeon. But he didn't stay small for long. With a powerful will, he built his dungeon self into a force to be reckoned with, full of minions, creepy crawlies, and a hedge maze to die for. Except Thedeim isn't a place where delvers die. He's a different, friendlier kind of dungeon, which suits both him and his many allies just fine. But being a nice dungeon means taking on some not-so-nice entities.
Written by: Khenal
-
Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
- Heretical Fishing, Book 1
- Written by: Haylock Jobson
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 23 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When summoned to a fantastical world and granted powers by a broken System, most freshly minted protagonists would strap on their big-boy boots and get ready for their stats to start climbing. But Fischer isn't like most MCs. In fact, he doesn't want to be a hero at all. Fame? Fortune? Power? He had enough of all that in his old life. Discovering forbidden fishing techniques and petting every cute animal that comes within scritching distance? Now that's a good time.
-
-
Well, this was a surprise. Absolutely Superb.
- By TjR on 2024-04-24
Written by: Haylock Jobson
-
The Primal Hunter
- A LitRPG Adventure
- Written by: Zogarth
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It was a day like any other when suddenly the world changed. The universe reached a threshold humanity didn’t even know existed, and it was time to finally be integrated into the vast multiverse. A place where power is the only thing anyone can truly rely on.
-
-
Phrasing
- By Eric G. on 2023-07-19
Written by: Zogarth
-
This Inevitable Ruin
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 7
- Written by: Matt Dinniman
- Length: Not yet known
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The ninth floor. Nine armies, each led by rich and powerful aliens from across the galaxy. Each team has one objective: to capture and hold the castle at the very center of the battlefield. Strategy, alliances, pitched battles, and, of course, betrayal ... It all makes for great fun and even greater television. After all, none of these powerful aliens really die when they’re playing war. Except this time. This time, winner takes all. Those who fall, stay in the ground.
Written by: Matt Dinniman
-
Beware of Chicken 4: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Beware of Chicken, Book 4
- Written by: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 30 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A part of me wants to run away again. The memory of my death still haunts my dreams. But this is my home now. And I'll be damned if I give it up without a fight. I mean, all I have to do is learn how to navigate xianxia politics and train for battle while simultaneously running my farm and uncovering an ancient cataclysm that apparently destroyed the Azure Hills back in the day. Meanwhile, I'm about to be a father . . . Man, I'm kinda screwed, aren't I? At least I can call in the cavalry—ahem, poultry—to help.
Written by: Casualfarmer
-
Loremaster
- Ascension of a Street Rat, Book 1
- Written by: M.E. Robinson
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 22 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With a knife in his gut, Rowan figured he was destined to become just another corpse littering the slums of Taureen. So he was fairly surprised to wake up in the back of a moving wagon with a couple of adventurers. Turns out that Rowan had been given something most street rats can only dream of—a second chance.
-
-
Came for Pavi...Stayed for story
- By xavier on 2023-11-08
Written by: M.E. Robinson
-
Dungeon Life 3: An Isekai LitRPG
- Dungeon Life, Book 3
- Written by: Khenal
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It seems like a lifetime ago that Thedeim was a mortal man. After a fatal accident, he was transported to a strange realm to begin again as a living low-level dungeon. But he didn't stay small for long. With a powerful will, he built his dungeon self into a force to be reckoned with, full of minions, creepy crawlies, and a hedge maze to die for. Except Thedeim isn't a place where delvers die. He's a different, friendlier kind of dungeon, which suits both him and his many allies just fine. But being a nice dungeon means taking on some not-so-nice entities.
Written by: Khenal
-
Unintended Cultivator, Volume One
- Written by: Eric Dontigney
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sen never dreamed of ascension. Such were the aspirations of the rich young nobles, not orphans like him, scraping together a meager living on the streets of Orchard’s Reach. However, when destiny takes an unexpected turn, Sen finds himself thrust into the role of a cultivator’s disciple. Chosen over the nobles who once looked down on him, he is adopted into a makeshift family of three ancient cultivators, each with a lifetime of knowledge and insights. These old monsters will teach Sen everything they can, from the art of the jian and spear to the mysteries of arcane alchemy.
-
-
What a pleasant surprise!!
- By Christien Beaumier on 2024-06-25
Written by: Eric Dontigney
-
Mark of the Fool
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- Written by: J.M. Clarke
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 19 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After his parents died, Alex Roth had one desire: become a wizard. Through hard work, he was accepted into the University of Generasi, the world’s greatest academy of wizardry.... Fate, however, had another plan. On his 18th birthday, he is Marked by prophecy as one of his kingdom’s five Heroes, chosen to fight the Ravener, his land’s great enemy. But his brand is "The Fool". Worst of the marks.
-
-
Frustrating
- By Jessica on 2023-12-01
Written by: J.M. Clarke
-
The Healer's Way
- Healer's Way, Book 1
- Written by: Oleg Sapphire, Alexey Kovtunov, Jennifer E. Sunseri - translator
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I was the most powerful healer in my world—the best, having devoted my entire life to mastering the art of healing. And yet, for whatever reason, my brother feared that I sought to claim his throne, and he marshaled his forces against me.
-
-
A very different take on Healers
- By Rinalda on 2024-05-08
Written by: Oleg Sapphire, and others
-
Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer
- Shrubley, the Monster Adventurer, Book 1
- Written by: James T. Callum, K.H. Sohmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As a monster, Shrubley is forbidden from joining the adventurers guild. In a world where essence artists rank up in power and most monsters are feral beasts, Shrubley is among the weakest of creatures and is treated as an outcast. With curiosity essence bound to his spirit, Shrubley might be weak, but he's intelligent and determined. Against all the odds, he discovers a loophole from the Druid that gave him life—but there's a deadly catch. For a chance of ever being accepted as a true adventurer, he must challenge an otherworldly realm threatening to consume everything.
-
-
A Twist in a standard
- By Canadian Max on 2024-09-27
Written by: James T. Callum, and others
-
Huntsong
- Singer of Terandria Series, Book 2
- Written by: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 30 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Slaying undead is an endless task, but one Hunter Haeight has aspired to all her life. She joins Noelictus' Hunter's Guild and works her way up the ranks, slaying zombies, skeletons, and ghouls with dedication and zeal. However, there is a rot within the Kingdom of Shade, and Haeight's aspirations turn into doubts as she finds a web of conspiracies in the capital, Menorome. The Hunters there are off—something is afoot. It is a bewildering, overwhelming place for new Hunters, as well as the fourth Princess of Calanfer, Seraphel du Marquin, who has arrived for her marriage, unhappy and alone.
Written by: pirateaba
-
Reborn as a Demonic Tree 3
- An Isekai LitRPG Adventure
- Written by: XKarnation
- Narrated by: Ramón De Ocampo
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With the conclusion of the alchemy tournament sparking the flames of a civil war between two of the most powerful families in the Blood Lotus Sect, Ashlock and his sect find themselves swept up in the conflict.
Written by: XKarnation
-
Mimic & Me
- Written by: Cassius Lange, Ryan Tang
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid, Dorrie Sacks, Jeff Hays
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Betrayed and left for dead by a group of slaving nobles, he thought there was nothing left but to bleed out as he counted the number of bricks on the ceiling. But fate had other plans.
-
-
Good story / weird noises
- By King Corbeil on 2024-03-10
Written by: Cassius Lange, and others
-
The Path of Ascension
- A LitRPG Adventure
- Written by: C. Mantis
- Narrated by: J.S. Arquin
- Length: 24 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Matt plans to delve the rifts responsible for the monsters that destroyed his city and murdered his parents. But his dreams are crushed when his Tier 1 Talent is rated as detrimental and no guild or group will take him. Working at a nearby inn, he meets a mysterious and powerful couple. They give him a chance to join the Path of Ascension, an empire-wide race to ascend the Tiers and become living legends. With their recommendation and a stolen Skill, Matt begins his journey to the peak of power. Maybe then, he can get vengeance he seeks.
-
-
Amazing Story, BUT DON'T BUY THIS VERSION. READ BELOW 👇
- By Wrong colours.. itchy seams on 2024-01-04
Written by: C. Mantis
-
The Last Emperor
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- Written by: Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 17 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Each year, the Nightlords choose a new Emperor to rule Yohuachanca. Delicious food graces his palate. The realm’s most beautiful women fill his vast palace. Four priestesses counsel him in all matters. The life of an emperor is good, luxurious, and short... For at the year’s end, he is sacrificed to the Nightlords under the light of the Scarlet Moon. Iztac is the piss-poor orphan chosen to be this year’s emperor. A sacrifice bound for the altar.
Written by: Maxime J. Durand, and others
-
Induction
- Welcome to the Multiverse, Book 1
- Written by: Sean Oswald
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Silas is inducted into the System, becoming the last in a long line of Earth's "forerunners." The rewards are great, but the danger is greater. We are not alone in the universe. The fate of five worlds hangs on how their forerunners perform. Will Silas have what it takes to win Earth a place in the multiverse? Or will Earth become another mining world stripped of all resources and left a barren husk floating in the cosmos?
-
-
Love the book so far
- By Marcia Vreugdenhil on 2024-01-29
Written by: Sean Oswald
-
Jake's Magical Market
- Written by: J.R. Mathews
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jake is working at the neighborhood market under his apartment when the world ends. He expected nuclear war, a computer virus, or even climate change burning everyone to a crisp to bring about the downfall of civilization. But cruel and arbitrary gods from another world? Who would have guessed that? When these cruel gods shuffled Earth like a deck of cards, nothing was in the same place anymore. Monsters, dungeons, and magical items appear scattered across the globe. And suddenly, everyone has access to a new, strange magical card system that gives them magical powers.
-
-
Pulls you in right away!
- By Frederick H Wright on 2022-02-24
Written by: J.R. Mathews
-
The Wandering Inn
- The Wandering Inn, Book 1
- Written by: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 43 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An inn is a place to rest, a place to talk and share stories, a place to find adventure, or a starting ground for quests and legends. It is in this world, at least. To Erin Solstice, an inn seems like a medieval relic from the past. But here she is, running from Goblins and trying to survive in a world full of monsters and magic. She’d be more excited about all of this if everything wasn’t trying to kill her. But an inn is what she’s found, and so that’s what she becomes; an innkeeper, who serves drinks to heroes and monsters. Mostly monsters. But it’s a living, right?
-
-
I love it, but...
- By S Lotzer on 2021-02-11
Written by: pirateaba
What the critics say
“I can’t think of a single story I’d rather get truck-kun’d (truck-kunned?) into than [that of] the vivid, lush world portrayed in Heretical Fishing, especially if I can hang out with Fischer and his gang. . . . The best book I’ve read this year.” —Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl