
Heretical Fishing 3: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
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Heath Miller
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Haylock Jobson
About this listen
In a world where godhood is within reach for those willing to claw their way to the top, only one man has the resolve to reject power and go . . . fishing? Again?
Try as he might, Fischer still can't catch a break. Tropica's forces have just perpetrated the fantasyland equivalent of crashing the king's party, kicking over the punch bowl, and making a series of rude gestures on their way out. Unfortunately, they're about to learn firsthand that when you take a bully down to the mat, it's best to make sure they don't get back up.
Because their enemies are unearthing long-forgotten powers, and if those dabbling in the resulting destructive chi succeed, they could become even more annoying than the time Corporal Claws hid all of Fischer's pants.
Still, as troublesome as existential annihilation might be, the hurdles in one's own mind are a lot worse—and Fischer has more than a little debris that needs to be swept off his mental doorstep. With the help of his friends, it might just be time to take out the trash once and for all.
The third volume of the laugh-out-loud LitRPG adventure series—a #1 Rising Star on Royal Road with more than three million views—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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What the critics say
“I can’t think of a single story I’d rather get truck-kun’d (truck-kunned?) into than [that of] the vivid, lush world portrayed in Heretical Fishing, especially if I can hang out with Fischer and his gang. . . . The best book I’ve read this year.” —Matt Dinniman, author of Dungeon Crawler Carl
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- QZ
- 2024-12-02
More please...
Of the three books in the series so far, this one may have had the most moments of conflict, however the story remains a most excellent cozy yarn.
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- PG BC
- 2025-01-21
animal pal's character development
I just can't wait for book 4. not to sure what to go to next.
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- Jordan R.
- 2024-11-14
Special secret sauce or something, I dunno, tastes really good!
This is riveting entertainment. I love it. I can't get enough. It gives me everything I want and more that I didn't even know I wanted. Even the cheese is a perfect spread.
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- Jess
- 2024-12-27
My favourite of the series so far
Books 1 and 2 had me hooked to every minute, but they feel like a slow build to the events of book 3. I hope the series continues in this direction. It’s cozy, funny, and riveting. It made me cackle out loud many, many times, and maybe a few happy tears too :’)
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- threenorns
- 2025-01-09
enough with the eating fish!
it's getting really really old listening to the same descriptions of eating fish. everybody's mouth is watering all the time! I've eaten fish: I don't like it, for the most part, but even the fish I do like is definitely not foodgasm worthy
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- Anonymous User
- 2025-02-21
Way too much fish talk
Love the characters, and the story. But I stopped listening 2/3 the way through. I can’t listen to descriptions of people almost having orgasms eating food anymore. Once or twice a books is fine. But every chapter was waaaaaaay to much. Maybe I’ll come back one day. Or just read them.
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