Holy Frigging Matrimony
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Narrated by:
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Sebastian York
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Written by:
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Emma Chase
About this listen
What does Drew Evans have to say next? Find out in this short story, filled with his sexy charm, unique advice, and hilarious one-liners.
Marriage: The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the '50s, all the while knowing they’d never make it back.
And now another poor rocket is ready to launch.
But this isn't just any posh New York wedding. You've seen my friends, you've met our families, you know you're in for a treat. Everyone wants their wedding to be memorable. This one's going to be un-frigging-forgettable.
©2014 Emma Chase (P)2014 Simon & Schuster, Inc.You may also enjoy...
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
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- Nikki C
- 2022-01-31
Much too short
This story was short but sweet. It’s a good teaser.
As for listening to the next two after this, I don’t think so. The story might be good but I can’t get past the narrators they picked for the next two.
I think I’m jumping directly to the last one. You can never go wrong with Sebastian York.
Oh and just an FYI I could never be friends with Dee Dee, Delores. What she did in this book to the two vehicles oh if I were those guys I’d be suing her ass. I don’t care how upset you are with people you don’t destroy property that is immature she should grow up. You’ll understand when you hear this book.
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- Therese
- 2022-04-19
Could have done without the casual transphobia
Love the narrator. Would have loved this story so much more had there not been the casual transphobia near the end. The character would have also been significantly less of an asshole without the casual misogyny and sexism.
Hot sex scenes in this series though.
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