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Hosed

Written by: Lili Valente, Pippa Grant
Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Virginia Rose
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The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....

He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.

He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente Contemporary Contemporary Romance Geeky Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Heartfelt

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Great story. Made me laugh, cry, and laugh again. Jacob’s voice so sexy and so delicious. And you’re going to fall in love with George, This I promise you.

Great and funny

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Seriously fun listen. Small town dynamics and characters are laugh out loud with moments of evil villainy. Add in unusual animals as pets and family members along with a sweet love story with a few erotic moments, and you have an addictive recipe.

It’s a great escape from the craziness of real life. If you want a hot romance that also makes you giggle and sigh, this is it. And you can continue to hang out with these characters in other books too, and you won’t be able to resist finding out how the rest of the O’Dell brothers find their way to true love - with their female humans and associated pets!

Hilarious. Sweet. Quirky. Sexy. Pet sidekicks.

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