How to Date a Dragon
A Here Be Dragons Prequel
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Narrated by:
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Joel Leslie
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Written by:
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Louisa Masters
About this listen
Tip #1 for dealing with dragons: be prepared for anything
My whole life, I thought dragons were majestic, wise, and fearsome creatures. Not to mention fictional. It's been less than a year since that last belief was debunked. Dragons are real, they're now living among us, and I'm the lucky realtor who gets to sell a house to their leader. I just have to impress his representative first. No problem—I'm a professional.
Except the dragon rep turns out to be the guy I hooked up with last night, and he's fast disproving everything I believed about dragons. Unless "wise" actually means "addicted to glitter" and "majestic" is a euphemism for "overgrown frat boy."
Hagen might actually be the most annoying person I've ever met, yet I can't resist going on a date with him. One thing's for sure, someone needs to write me a how-to guide for dating a dragon . . . glitter not included.
©2022 Louisa Masters (P)2023 TantorYou may also enjoy...
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- Amazon Customer
- 2023-12-06
Amazing!
A fun short story that was funny and sexy. I loved the characters and Joel Leslie was wonderful!
Highly recommend!
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- Shirley
- 2023-12-07
Funny and entertaining!
I laughed my ass off with this one. Magic schlong?!! STAWP!
Joel did a great job capturing the humor.
Might be short but definitely worth it. Gotta love dragons.
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