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How to Defy a Vampire
- VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 5
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Finn
Stumbling into a crime scene is pretty typical for me. As a human, joining the VRC has done everything but keep me out of trouble. And now I seem to be playing a part that I’d really rather not play…if I want to keep my head, that is.
By my side is my partner Marcus, a vampire who has vowed to tear the world apart—and even a mattress—to keep me safe. I want to do everything I can to protect my newfound family, no matter what we’re forced to face.
Marcus
When ghosts from my past step right into my path, I want to look the other way. I’d rather enjoy my life with Finn, figure out a way to make my brother less obnoxiously gaudy, and find out how to never go roller skating ever again.
Finn is the bravest person I’ve ever met, but he’s also a human and we’re working against some of the strongest vampires in existence. I’m left doing what I can to shield those dearest to me while trying to keep the past from consuming the present.
I can’t let the same mistakes happen again.
How to Defy a Vampire contains peculiar festive wear, misguided attempts at welcoming a human, and Marcus terrifying everyone as usual.
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- DCM
- 2023-03-27
The best, or is it, guess we have to wait to see?
I thoroughly enjoyed this. Finishing it a weekend must tell you how much I enjoyed it. I think it has sparked an interest for me to go back and listen to the first two books again.
This was surprise and I hope there are more of them.
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