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I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)

Written by: Stephen Colbert
Narrated by: Tom Hanks, Stephen Colbert (introduction)
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The story of a pole, searching for his purpose in life.

"The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for their high school or college graduation. Also Father's Day. Also, other times."
—Stephen Colbert

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.
©2012 Stephen Colbert (P)2012 Hachette
Comedy & Humor
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The 100% of the money going to US vets helps

This is a fun little 3 minute story padded out to 8 minutes with some banter between Stephen Colbert and Tom Hanks. The audible version includes a PDF of the pictures from the book (interestedly not the 40 or so sentences that make up the whole of the story) but having the PDF up while the book plays was fun enough.

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Fun story.

Loved the banter between Tom Hanks and Steven Colbert. I'm glad that the illustrations we made available for download.

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this is amazing!!

I couldn't quit laughing. this book completely made my day! thank you guys so much!

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