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  • I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me

  • Written by: Joan Rivers
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  • Length: 4 hrs and 53 mins
  • 3.3 out of 5 stars (4 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” (Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850)

“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?” (Joan Rivers, here, about two-ish)

Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated - especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted - a.k.a. boring - ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction.

With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.

Here - uncensored and totally uninhibited - she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.
©2012 Joan Rivers (P)2012 Penguin Audio
Popular Culture Entertainment & Celebrities Comedy & Humor
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What the critics say

"More punch lines per paragraph than any book I’ve read in years." (The New York Times)

"Often hilarious, often shocking, totally politically incorrect." (Liz Smith)

"She holds nothing back." (The Washington Post)

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anger without humour

writing: 1/5
narration: 3/5
content: 1/5

I liked Joan Rivers of the 1970s and 1980s. She was great in interviews during the 1990s - spontaneous and breaking taboos. But this collection of 'jokes' is just vulgar and nasty. Worse - it just isn't funny! I got to chapter 32 out of 50 and gave up. I heard about three things that made me smile.

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