
I Ran Away to Evil: A Cozy LitRPG Rom-Com
I Ran Away to Evil, Book 1
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Johnathan McClain
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Laura Horowitz
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Mystic Neptune
About this listen
A reluctant heroine finds unexpected love when she's sent to assassinate a lonely dark lord in the first book of this cozy romantasy series.
Henrietta Doryn has never enjoyed fighting. She'd rather be in the kitchen baking cookies. But it's her duty as Warrior Princess to face off against the forces of evil. As such, she's unceremoniously shooed from her kingdom to go eliminate the all-powerful Dark Lord next door.
Keith Monfort has never enjoyed ruling with an iron fist. He'd prefer to be in his workroom tinkering with practical magic. But it's his duty to lead the Dark Enchanted Forest and the forces of evil. So when Henrietta shows up at his door, he's only too happy to invite her in for tea to talk it out instead.
Can this unlikely pair prevent war between their two kingdoms? Where do their true loyalties lie? And when will they finally confess their growing feelings for each other?
Blending the best of love stories, fairy tales, and whimsy—with just a dash of mystery provided by the soothsaying Madame Potts's enigmatic announcements—I Ran Away to Evil is a deliciously delightful start to a charming romantic-comedy LitRPG series.
The first volume of the hit LitRPG romantasy series—with more than a million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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- Terrilyn Jackson
- 2025-02-18
Cannot praise this book enough
Very imaginative world, great characters, and well written. Instant comfort read that I will be listening to many times. I’ve already shared this with loved ones because more people need to enjoy this
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- Anonymous User
- 2025-01-30
characters are so loveable
The characters and story are so loveable and relatable. Their interactions are so cute and refreshing. I absolutely love how animated the narrators are too. It's so nice to listen to an audio book that isn't monotone.
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- Anonymous User
- 2024-05-05
Love the story
Enter a world of magic, romance and drool-worthy food. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
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- Andrew Nicholson
- 2024-05-31
Adorable
5/5 for puma check reference. In all seriousness though, it's an adorable story and fantastic narration.
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