If Ever They Happened Upon My Lair
A Tale from The Legend of Drizzt
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Narrated by:
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Wil Wheaton
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Written by:
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R. A. Salvatore
About this listen
Celebrated nerd hero Wil Wheaton (Star Trek: The Next Generation; The Big Bang Theory) brings R.A. Salvatore's only Forgotten Realms novella to audio. If Ever They Happened Upon My Lair is a story of the Bloodstone Lands that deals with a contested issue of the Forgotten Realms: the mortality of dragons.
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Actor Tom Felton ( Harry Potter) performs the origin story of Guenhwyvar, Drizzt's black panther companion and one of the more mysterious aspects of the Forgotten Realms.
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Performance
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Story
The inimitable Al Yankovic gives an inspired performance of this mini-adventure featuring Pwent, an unlikely warrior who adds a touch of humanity to the seemingly-senseless slaughter surrounding him.
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- Khono
- 2018-09-20
Briefly Dark
A short dark tale to fill some free time. The mundane heroic fantasy is subverted in another great Wheaton performance.
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- marcus
- 2021-10-11
It's actually pretty good
It's a fun little dragon story and worth the time. The narration is good and even though the whole thing is not long it captures a feeling and sense of atmosphere that resonated for me.
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