If You Ask Me
(And of Course You Won't)
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Betty White
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Betty White
About this listen
It-girl Betty White delivers a hilarious, slyly profound take on love, life, celebrity, and everything in between.
Drawing from a lifetime of lessons learned, seven-time Emmy winner Betty White's wit and wisdom take center stage as she tackles topics like friendship, romantic love, aging, television, fans, love for animals, and the brave new world of celebrity. If You Ask Me mixes her thoughtful observations with humorous stories from a seven- decade career in Hollywood. Longtime fans and new fans alike will relish Betty's candid take on everything from her rumored crush on Robert Redford (true) to her beauty regimen ("I have no idea what color my hair is and I never intend to find out") to the Facebook campaign that helped persuade her to host Saturday Night Live despite her having declined the hosting job three times already.
Featuring all-new material, with a focus on the past 15 years of her life, If You Ask Me is funny, sweet, and to the point - just like Betty White.
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What the critics say
“Reads like a chat with the beloved star.” (The Denver Post)
“A breezy patchwork of musings on aging, acting, poker (she plays a monthly game) and pet ownership.” (The New York Times)
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- Ants
- 2018-11-02
If You Ask Me
Thank you for sharing your story. I love how grounded you are, and your love of animals.
Loved It!!!
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- Sandy Z
- 2022-01-02
Listening to Betty
This was like sitting with Ms Betty White Ludden on my livingroom couch, her giving answers, me not needing to ask. Like a friend. RIP Betty.
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- RM
- 2022-01-02
Betty White: If You Ask Me
Betty White in her own words was a fun light-hearted listen. Shes always witty and loveable.
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- Lauren
- 2022-01-01
Be grateful
Betty reminds us to be grateful for what we have and appreciative of everything (criticism included). A wonderful reminder that you can live until 89 without getting jaded.
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- Maria in barrhead!
- 2023-05-30
What a great storyteller.
Her story was entertaining and fun. She was a great lady with a lot of history. She’s missed.
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- Tara Vasil
- 2022-01-19
Betty White
The narrator was marvelous. The last chapter heartbreakingly beautiful. I bet Allan was waiting for you.... and all of your pets over the years.
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- Jason DePenning
- 2022-01-02
A pure joy.
loved listening to Betty's life in her voice. She was a magical lady. Deeply saddened by her passing but this book brought me comfort knowing she is busy meeting many wonderful people. A true icon. ❤
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- Kelli-Anne
- 2023-01-20
If You Ask Me
Loved this book Betty! Can't wait to listen to another by you.
Wish you and your smile were still here!
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- Tori K
- 2022-02-06
enjoyable listen
as a Betty fan, listening to this book again has hit different, wonderful read
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- Kenn
- 2022-01-20
Sweet and Sassy. Great thoughts and anecdotes.
Sweet and Sassy. Great thoughts and anecdotes on a life thoroughly lived. Thanks Betty.
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