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  • Inappropriately Human

  • 21 Short Stories
  • Written by: Andrew Heaton
  • Narrated by: Andrew Heaton
  • Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)

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Inappropriately Human

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Publisher's Summary

“We would like to teach your species a type of orgasm that cures cancer.”

So say just some of the aliens and robots who appear in Inappropriately Human. Award-winning comedian Andrew Heaton brings wit and warmth to his vision of humanity, the supernatural, and bureaucrats in his debut short story collection.

Learn the pitfalls of settling resurrected Neanderthals in Detroit. Explore the work-life balance of a professional who assumes other people’s hangovers. Or the travails of a State Department diplomat posted to a planet with relentless boredom and allergies. Discover the challenges time-travel regulators face when everyone tries to kill Hitler.

©2021 Andrew Heaton (P)2022 Andrew Heaton
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