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  • Written by: James Acaster
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  • Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (153 ratings)

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James Acaster's Classic Scrapes

Written by: James Acaster
Narrated by: James Acaster
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Publisher's Summary

The Sunday Times Best Seller

James Acaster has been nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Award five times and has appeared on prime-time TV shows like Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Russell Howard's Stand Up Central.

But behind the fame and critical acclaim is a man perpetually getting into trouble. Whether it's disappointing a skydiving instructor mid-flight, hiding from thugs in a bush wearing a bright red dress, or annoying the Kettering Board Games club, a didgeridoo-playing conspiracy theorist and some bemused Christians, James is always finding new ways to embarrass himself.

Appearing on Josh Widdicombe's radio show to recount these stories, the feature was christened 'James Acaster's classic scrapes'. Here, in his first book, James recounts these tales (including never-before-heard stories) in all their glorious stupidity.

©2017 James Acaster (P)2017 Headline Publishing Group Ltd

What the critics say

"James Acaster has a brilliant comic mind, crackling with energy every bit as much as his corduroy slacks." (Milton Jones)
"I don't think I've ever read a book that has made me cry with laughter as much as this one. It was very difficult reading it in public as I looked like a madman." (Richard Herring)

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Enjoyed the book very much! Love, James Acaster. 7 more words are required for this.

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Love James!

So funny, great story telling and narration. Definitely recommend to anyone looking for a good laugh.

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Hilarious from top to bottom

Classic James Acaster, I was familiar with a few of the stories from listening to old recordings of the radio show segments, but hearing it all told together was *chefs kiss

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This was great
Listened to it more than a few times, and his narration is perfect.

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Ridiculous and somehow relatable.

I get that these are supposed to completely unbelievable stories that are also 100% true… But they feel so relatable. And you become so enamoured with James as he tells of all his scrapes. Such a good read.

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Holds up!

Old book, and if you’re familiar with his stand-up it won’t be much new, but it’s still woven nicely.

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Hilarious

If you enjoy James Acaster's comedy you will enjoy this book! I was not expecting to laugh out loud while listening. Great from start to finish!

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So funny!

This was great! I loved the stories and the delivery was great! this definately bridges some of the gaps if you watch him on variety shows.

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Hilarious

Hilarious; I will listen to this really really really really really good audiobook 1000 times!

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Builds from enjoyable to excellent.

Great narration, from the author, as entertaining and sometimes laugh out loud moments are recalled.

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