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John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life
- Narrated by: Nicky Calonne, John Goblikon
- Length: 2 hrs and 19 mins
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Publisher's Summary
In a world filled with trolls, we all need to live life more like a goblin. What does it mean to "live life like a goblin"? It means to give no f--ks, but also all the f--ks in the world at the same time. It means to be constantly anxiety-ridden while also eternally optimistic. A goblin's heart, specifically John Goblikon's, is filled with love, joy, angst, constant quandary, Chili's Southwestern egg rolls, metal, and empathy. Through the goblin eyes of being an internet celebrity/insurance salesman/rock-and-roll mascot for the Goblin Metal outfit, Nekrogoblikon, we learn about life, death, business, food, music, travel, culture, dating, school, drinking, compassion, and much more!
John walks listeners through crucial life steps, from becoming internet famous, to getting dates with special someones, to even correct ordering techniques for the perfect meal at Chili's.
Have a problem? John Goblikon assumes he knows how to help you solve it...all in this new, for-sure-to-be-a-New-York-Times-best-seller-and-win-like-100-awards debut: John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life.
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- CJ
- 2020-03-02
entertaining!
great to hear John read his own book. very entertaining and some great life advice for all goblins to follow.
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- kyle
- 2021-01-10
Lifechanging
this audiobook has changed my life for the better as I have now become a goblin
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- Matthew Smith
- 2023-02-26
Love it
Loved the book it was fun and I’m now a fan of Johnathan Goblikon. Goblins are neat
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- Otto Hachi
- 2022-12-15
11/10
The genuine ramblings of a madman.
The instructions were very clear, I am become Goblin.
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- Triple S
- 2023-05-02
Book by a Goblin
I think my friend recommended this to me, concept was funny. Nice easy listen. Goblin.
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