Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating
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Narrated by:
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Todd Haberkorn
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Jayme Mattler
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Written by:
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Christina Lauren
About this listen
The New York Times best-selling “romance It Girls” (Kirkus) bring you a hilarious, sexy romance about love perpetually unrequited (and denied), in the vein of their Roomies and Beautiful Bastard.
Foul-mouthed, quirky, sharp-as-a-whip Hazel never thought she would win the heart of her gorgeous college TA, Josh. And, in fact, she didn’t. But what a difference 10 years can make. Well...10 years, and a lot of legwork.
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- Frances
- 2018-09-05
Another great book from this duo!
I literally was snort laughing at some parts! It had a great story about friendship and how it became something more. Both characters are fantastic and made me want even more of them!!
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- Keely
- 2021-04-05
Disappointed
It breaks my heart to write this. I absolutely love these authors. I have gobbled up all of their books. This however, was the first time I listened to one. I’m not sure if it was the voice actors or what but I felt like it cheapened the story. The awkwardness of the actors impersonating each other was sometimes jarring and made me uncomfortable at the poor voice acting that it took me out of the story. I would 100% recommend their books... maybe just not in audio.
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- Phoebe
- 2018-11-22
Enjoyable book
The only thing I didn’t like was the voice of Josh. Especially when he spoke like a woman.
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- Kari Lee Patrie
- 2018-10-04
Love the story
I loved the story, loved the female performance but the males voice was a little annoying when he portrayed Hazels voice. Otherwise loved everything about this book.
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- meghan mrowiec
- 2019-04-13
Good story, bad narrator.
This is a really cute story. Unfortunately, I have to agree with other reviewers that it was very difficult to get through the parts read by the male narrator, as his voice for female characters was grating. My skin crawled every time he used it and I never really got used to it. Too bad, but I still liked the story. I also really enjoyed the female narrator.
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- The Good CANVAS
- 2019-06-10
Disappointing.
The storyline is generally what you'd expect from this genre. Predictable, but a fairly easy to follow read, almost something you could listen to in the background. However, the biggest problem that ultimately led to me putting the book down is the male narrator's projection of the female voice. I simply could not get past it. Very irritating.
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- Jennifer
- 2020-02-21
Awful narration
The story was decent - I usually love Christina Lauren novels. I just could not stop cringing at the narration. The male voice, especially when reading the female character’s dialogue, was unbearable and uncomfortable. I didn’t even want to finish the book.
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