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Klutz: Phoenix Down
But Did You Die?, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Bridget Bordeaux
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Jake Bordeaux
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Written by:
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Sedona Ashe
About this listen
After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.
I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak-accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.
And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.
After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage.
I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster.
Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that.
The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…
…Could they be looking for me?
It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest. A place full of interesting new ways for a klutz like me to die. Surviving the jungle is harsh, but it’s nothing compared to how they have treated me.
And the worst part?
It turns out these bullies are my fated mates. Yep, I must be cursed.
I can’t wait to escape the jungle and leave these guys behind, but another part of me is begging to love them...
Was the Amazon always this hot?
But Did You Die is a comedy-filled, bully (first book only) paranormal-romance series that includes shifters, a mysterious underground society, and incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soulmates along the way! This novel is the first in a new series that is packed with humor, adventure, and passionate scenes to entice and thrill you!
The series will have a happy ending...it will just take a little while to get there!
©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona AsheYou may also enjoy...
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