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  • The World According to Joan
  • Written by: Melissa Rivers
  • Narrated by: Melissa Rivers
  • Length: 6 hrs
  • 2.3 out of 5 stars (4 ratings)

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Written by: Melissa Rivers
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Publisher's Summary

If you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things onstage, wait 'til you hear the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said offstage...things that will make you laugh out loud...and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future. The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying...or as she'd say, "embellishing." Her motto was: "Why let the truth ruin a good story?" This book contains some of those stories.
©2022 Melissa Rivers (P)2022 Recorded Books
Entertainment & Celebrities Comedy & Humor
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It’s not good

I actually don’t think I can finish it. Some stories are cute but this just isn’t a book. Sorry

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Awkward and often cringy.

It’s not relatable. Stories that are supposed to be funny are just cringy and left me feeling sorry for all involved. Made it about a third of the way through by sheer determination but I can’t finish it.

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