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Lights! Camera! Mayhem!
The Chronicles of St Mary's Series
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Narrated by:
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Zara Ramm
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Written by:
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Jodi Taylor
About this listen
Jodi Taylor and the disaster magnets of St Mary's return with a story of chaos and catastrophe, to wish you a very Merry Christmas.
Coming to a screen near you...
TEMPORA, THE TIME TRAVELLING TOURIST
Starring Astrid Gustafsson as Helen of Troy - 'the face that launched a thousand ships'
With Dirk Thrust as Achilles - 'demi god and hero'
And the Wooden Horse as Himself - 'easily the least wooden performance from anyone participating in this particular travesty' (Dr Maxwell)
Watch and weep as this epic tale unfolds...
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It's drama, darling! In this year's festive tale, the nation's favourite film producer, Calvin Cutter, returns to darken the doors of St Mary's once again...
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