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Never Ever Marry a Mermaid

Written by: Adam Wallace, Mary Nhin
Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
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Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, ever marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here is the start of the drama:

Never, ever marry a mermaid,
That would not go well.
There’s something fishy about a mermaid,
That isn’t just the smell!

Come and join the fun in the brand-new series Never Ever by the New York Times best-selling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.

Also in the Never Ever series:

Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile
Never Ever Dance with a Dinosaur

©2021 Grow Grit Press (P)2021 Grow Grit Press Fantasy & Magic Literature & Fiction
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