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Never Have I Ever

My Life (So Far) Without a Date

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Never Have I Ever

Written by: Katie Heaney
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"I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face." So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend...and she's barely even been on a second date.

Throughout this laugh-out-loud funny book, you will meet Katie's loyal group of girlfriends, including flirtatious and outgoing Rylee, the wild child to Katie's shrinking violet, as well as a whole roster of Katie's ill-fated crushes. And you will get to know Katie herself - a smart, modern heroine relaying truths about everything from the subtleties of a Facebook message exchange to the fact that "Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot." Funny, relatable, and inspiring, this is a memoir for anyone who has ever struggled to find love, but has also had a lot of fun in the process.

©2014 Katie Heaney (P)2014 Hachette Audio Comedy & Humor Women Funny
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Such a Waste Of Time

Dear lord where do I start...This book was nothing but a bland ranting story of this chick's life. I figured - noting the title - that this would be a funny story about a girl who was a shut-in nerd who has never been on a date before LIKE THE TITLE STATES. But no. This was a 'memoir' or a 'biography' of the author. I was frustrated many times while listening to this book because she’d be on a topic and then she would derail from her original point and story only to describe what she did at another time in her life or her inner thoughts. I found that 70% of the book was so stupid and HELLLLOOO YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL SHES A LESBIAN FROM THE GET GO!!!!! Her take on how her life was with all these men and generalizing how she feels women her age behaved the same way towards men as she did is so unrealistic. Also what's with all these men?? she stated that she has so many dates, and made out with quite a few guys, and had several relationships with men that if I had a friend spending that much time with a guy I would think they were dating. She was pretty much boy crazy from age 5 by the sounds of the story, and sounded like one of the crazy girls in high school who had her locker smeared with her at-the-moment-celebrity-crush and would ramble on and on and on (like she did in the book) about whoever she was IN LOVE with at the moment. Katie writes like a whiny, nervous little girl who is immaturely obsessed with getting a date and making out with the latest drunk stranger. I know the book is about dating, but it seriously made me wonder if she has thought of any other topic in her life.I listened to the audiobook and the narrator made me want to CRY from how utterly horrible she was. The narrator sounded like a robot (Kinda like Siri) . I'm ashamed to say that I finished this book. It was like a bad train wreck. I feel like I’m in a reading slump as a result. Also the chapters about online dating were not required in my opinon. So not needed. Overall this was a very disappointing book for me, very boring and I WON’T burden or torture myself with reading one of this authors books again! I have some strong advice for you Heany, stay away from the book department from now on. I feel betrayed at the unfulfilled potential, the untrue title,and the time I wasted.

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