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  • Never Say Genius

  • The Genius Files, Book 2
  • Written by: Dan Gutman
  • Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
  • Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (20 ratings)

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Never Say Genius

Written by: Dan Gutman
Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
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Thrills, spills, and cheating death are just part of an average day on a not-so-average summer vacation for these two smarty-pants siblings. Coke and Pepsi McDonald are still stuck on the wacky family road trip that began in Mission Unstoppable, and now a brand-new evil mastermind is trying to kill them!

Coke and Pepsi McDonald never asked to be geniuses. They never asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling french fries, either. And they certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that's what happens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you across America. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history - and the most awesome!

Want to join in the fun? Fire up the old Google Maps and follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the National Mustard Museum to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And whatever you do - never say genius.
©2012 Dan Gutman (P)2013 Blackstone Audiobooks
Growing Up & Facts of Life Action & Adventure Geography & Cultures Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Kids Fiction
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My son enjoyed the story but I wasn't keen on it. I didn't think it was appropriate for a 9 year old boy to listen to a story about kids afraid that people are out to kill them, especially before bed. The narrator was good tho.

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Great book love it so much one of the best one of the genus files. Make more

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Great Book

This book is perfect for kids. I loved the story and I think you should read it too.

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