Next Level Basic
The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook
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Stassi Schroeder
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Stassi Schroeder
About this listen
Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this laugh-out-loud funny guide from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules, perfect for fans of the relatable and entertaining books by the Betches and Andi Dorfman.
Millions of Vanderpump Rules viewers and podcast listeners know Stassi Schroeder as a major defender of basic bitch rights. There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously or think you have to be pretentious to be cool. Stassi champions the things that many of us are afraid to love publicly for fear of being labeled basic: lattes, pugs, bubbly cocktails, millennial pink, #OOTD (outfit of the day, obvs), astrology, hot dogs, the perfect pair of Louboutins, romantic comedies...the list goes on and on.
This audiobook is for people tired of pretending they would rather see a Daniel Day-Lewis movie about sewing or read War and Peace than watch a Saw marathon or listen to...well, this audiobook!
In Next Level Basic, the reality star, podcast queen, and ranch dressing expert gives you hilarious and pointed lessons on how to have fun and celebrate yourself, with exclusive stories from her own life and on the set of Vanderpump Rules. From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty - all with the hope you can learn something from them.
©2019 Stassi Schroeder (P)2019 Simon & SchusterYou may also enjoy...
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Disappointing… boring and repetitive, surface level.
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- Bobbi Cartwright
- 2020-06-19
Basic Bitch follower
Loved her on Vanderpump and loved the book. it was the insite to her life (secrets) I've always wanted to know 😄👌
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- sureleigh
- 2019-05-08
Can't stop saying AF
embracing my inner basic bitch everyday. Khaleesi for life. can't wait for book two ;)
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- Caitlin F
- 2020-05-01
Not bad - wouldn't pay to read it though
Worth the listen, I loved her in Vanderpump so figured I would give it a listen. Was alright!
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- Anonymous User
- 2020-04-22
Stassi is so relatable and authentic
I loved this book because it allows you to think about the most basic things and who you truly are. It was so good I finished it in two days.
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- robynsdawn
- 2020-01-29
Laugh, Cry, Understood!!!
I watch V. Rules, I have for years, let’s face it, I am a fan.
Shout out to Stassi! You’re funny, thought provoking, and pretty much an all out Bad ass!
Loved the book. I envy you in a way, as you had the courage to put it all out there.
Keep it up and I will keep watching the show.
Thank you.
Robyn MacDonald
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- Savannah Wood
- 2019-06-05
Amazing.
I had a smile on my face start to finish while listening to this. Stassi is Queen.
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- Kelly Weatherby
- 2020-01-23
So very Stassi.
A great listen for VPR fans everywhere, narration by the author was exactly what this book needed to teuly bring it to life.
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- Neisha Bisson
- 2021-11-08
Loved it ❤
Stassi story telling was amazing. I didn't want it to end. I loved it.
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- Emily Nicole
- 2019-04-17
Basic and Proud
This book made me not only reason that J was basic, but that being basic was a good thing and that it should be owned! I loved this book, it was insightful, relatable, and humorous all at the same time. Each chapter was not just a confidence booster but it was something that you could either say "Hey, I've done this" or you've thought about doing it and it's ok! The only thing J regret is that it had to end, but at least I have iced coffee and show tunes to fill the void.
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- Misstecson_xoxo
- 2020-03-26
so happy she was the one to read it aloud !
loved it ! she is one of my favorite people on the show she stars in so it was awesome to hear her life before the show as well!
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