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Nice Dragons Finish Last
- Heartstrikers, Book 1
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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Audie Award, Fantasy, 2016
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- nathanial
- 2020-05-02
can't wait to get lost in the next book
man I cannot get enough of this author I don't know how to put it she creates the most interesting multi-layered worlds I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing on the page her characters are lovable and familiar and the emotions they feel make you empathize. the way she describes specific emotions ideas Concepts characters locations it's all so vivid and interesting that you get lost in her work... personally I can't wait to get lost in the next book...
the performance was good I occasionally find some voices slightly grading but I don't think there's a way you can get around that however I was never confused by who was speaking and I thought it was enjoyable
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Sean
- 2018-09-17
Worth a listen!
Entertaining story, if a bit basic. The protagonist is fun to root for, and it's easy to get wrapped up in the adventure.
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- Dean Jones
- 2020-10-01
So entertaining#
I really love this writer and the characters in the series so much I'm starting the second book now!
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- MJR
- 2019-07-06
Meh
Reads like an over the top fan fiction. Not a bad story but too gushing particularly during the "relationship scenes". Some mispronunciations threw me out of the story.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- Eli
- 2020-02-26
Nice dragons finish last
When I got this book I wanted to see the main character to as a dragon but no he is a pathetic loser that cowers to the other people. Wast of my time.
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- Ali
- 2018-04-07
Mediocre
None of the characters have a personality. They all feel like they're following a script without any sort of wit or thoughts of their own.
The plot is complex enough to keep the reader curious, but too shallow to amaze or surprise.
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