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Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
- Half-Moon Hollow, Book 2
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Once a devoted children's librarian, Jane Jameson now works at a rundown occult bookstore. Once a regular gal, she's now a vampire. And instead of a bride, she's an eternal bridesmaid -- which leads her to question where exactly her relationship with her irresistibly sexy sire, Gabriel, is headed. Mercurial, enigmatic, apparently commitment-phobic vampires are nothing if not hard to read. While Jane is trying to master undead dating, she is also donning the ugliest bridesmaid's dress in history at her best friend Zeb's Titanic-themed wedding. Between a freaked-out groom-to-be, his hostile werewolf in-laws, and Zeb's mother, hell-bent on seeing Jane walk the aisle with Zeb, Jane's got the feeling she's just rearranging the proverbial deck chairs.
Meanwhile, Half Moon Hollow's own Black Widow, Jane's Grandma Ruthie, has met her match in her latest fiance. He smells like bad cheese and has a suspicious history of dead spouses. But Jane's biting her tongue. After all, would a nice girl really think she has a future with a vampire?
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- KarineS
- 2023-02-23
Eternal life = Eternal drama?
Drama! Fun in a book, would be so exhausting in real life. From aweful bridesmaid dresses to a conniving and meddlesome mama, to secret insights into the courtship rituals of werewolves -- it's funny southern Jerry Springer.
I preferred the first book...but this was definitely a good sequel. Snark and sassy and packaged blood bottles for the vamps.
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- Amazon Customer
- 2018-09-15
A really nice follow up to an interesting book
I have to say that i really liked this follow up to Jane Jamieson's first adventure. The same great characters are involved and helping jane in another wild tale that left me happy and satisfied. It's always nice when the sequel is as good as the first book. #Audible1
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- canadicait
- 2018-09-13
Bought it for a cross-Canada trip
I seriously love Molly Harper's writing and so it was a great way to keep entertained on a 5-day road trip across Canada. There were so many moments where I laughed out loud. As with any great book, you have an idea in your head of how people will say certain things - and other people will interpret it differently. The narrator was great, but that's just my experience with all audiobooks. #Audible1 #MollyHarper #HalfMoonHollow
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