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No One Is Talking About This

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No One Is Talking About This

Written by: Patricia Lockwood
Narrated by: Kristen Sieh
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FINALIST FOR THE BOOKER PRIZE & A NEW YORK TIMES TOP 10 BOOK
WINNER OF THE DYLAN THOMAS PRIZE
ONE OF THE ATLANTIC’S GREAT AMERICAN NOVELS OF THE PAST 100 YEARS

“A book that reads like a prose poem, at once sublime, profane, intimate, philosophical, witty and, eventually, deeply moving.” —New York Times Book Review, Editors’ Choice

“Wow. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so much reading a book. What an inventive and startling writer…I’m so glad I read this. I really think this book is remarkable.” —David Sedaris

From "a formidably gifted writer" (The New York Times Book Review), a book that asks: Is there life after the internet?


As this urgent, genre-defying book opens, a woman who has recently been elevated to prominence for her social media posts travels around the world to meet her adoring fans. She is overwhelmed by navigating the new language and etiquette of what she terms "the portal," where she grapples with an unshakable conviction that a vast chorus of voices is now dictating her thoughts. When existential threats—from climate change and economic precariousness to the rise of an unnamed dictator and an epidemic of loneliness—begin to loom, she posts her way deeper into the portal's void. An avalanche of images, details, and references accumulate to form a landscape that is post-sense, post-irony, post-everything. "Are we in hell?" the people of the portal ask themselves. "Are we all just going to keep doing this until we die?"

Suddenly, two texts from her mother pierce the fray: "Something has gone wrong," and "How soon can you get here?" As real life and its stakes collide with the increasingly absurd antics of the portal, the woman confronts a world that seems to contain both an abundance of proof that there is goodness, empathy, and justice in the universe, and a deluge of evidence to the contrary.

Fragmentary and omniscient, incisive and sincere, No One Is Talking About This is at once a love letter to the endless scroll and a profound, modern meditation on love, language, and human connection from a singular voice in American literature.
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Nobody wants to buy a book saying “I’m going to learn about humanity”. But this was it.

Lockhart is a genius.

Hilarious. Moving.

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Yes the writing is untraditional, but when you’re trying to reflect the Internet, that’s gotta happen. I’m glad I settled in and caught the rhythm of things. The whole story is shot with glimmers of what is real. It’s very funny, and heartbreaking, and worth it if you can let yourself ride the flow. A tough assignment for the reader, and well delivered. “Heart emoji.”

This book is good company

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This is an essentially note-perfect piece of aphoristic prose-poetry about continuing to be human in the internet age. Extremely funny, extremely moving. Language is off-the-charts. Terrific performance by the reader.

Staggering novel, exquisite performance

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I found it pretentious and at times totally incoherent, but maybe you’ll like it. Just my thoughts!

Not for everyone.

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i struggled to finish this one. too artsy and no seemingly connected thoughts. just not my taste

artsy style...not my taste

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